I think I'm dying.

Plus fever and phlegmmy tongue, hmmmmm? I knew someone who had that. She drank some juice, and then her butt fell off.

So, don’t drink juice. (God, I hope I got here in time.)

[sub]Actually, drink all the juice you want. I was kidding. But I’m not a doctor. A doctor might say don’t drink juice. Who knows? Anyway, feel better soon, OK? :)[/sub]

Sending warm thoughts your way. Get well soon.

My advice is to make some tea, add a teaspoon of honey, a teaspoon of lemon and a teaspoon of (purely medicinal) brandy or whiskey.

Hey, it is my gran’s cold and respitory flu recipe. You gonna argue with my gran? She was a tough old bird, so I wouldn’t advise it. She has passed on now, but not from a cold or respitory flu…so that just tells you, now, doesn’t it?

Sending huggles and prayers for better health SOON!!!

My Love,

Cheri

I just talked to someone who said they had the same thing as me and it lasted 3 WEEKS.

Gah. I can’t stand this for 3 weeks. I’ll fling myself in to traffic.

And, of course, now the weather is really nice here - warm, sunny. My roommate and her friend went to the zoo and I was stuck here drinking tea.

<snif

I think you gave it to me. You did have to do it the week I have an interview to get to. Just what I need, the Mongolian Death Flu!

Very sorry you’re sick. Perhaps some sequential thread titles will cheer you up:

I think I’m dying. - alice_in_wonderland

“Ah Thought Ah Was Gonna DYE!” Eve’s Adventures as Carrot Top - Eve

Well, it has moved into my nose.

Now I’m takig lak dis.

And my boobs are all hot.

This is truely, the infection from hell.

This just sounds to me like a sinus infection, but if Love Story taught me anything, it’s that people who are dying gradually become better and better looking. Does this apply to you?

OOOH, nasty!

I’m sending virtual cuddles from Bookitten. There’s nothing like a purring cat tucked up on the couch with you.

Feel better soon, okay?

{{{hugs}}}

Love, zoogirl

If it makes you feel better, everyone is.

Okay, so I’m not much with the helpful.

Yes. Yes it does. I’m currently entering my “Foxaliscious” stage.

By tomorrow I plan to be at “Babe-O-Matic”.

your boobs are hot even witout a fever.

I’ve had my bug for nearly two months now (it gets better, it gets worse, it gets better, it gets worse…) and I think it’s finally going away for good this time! There’s hope for you, I promise!

Well.

There’s something wrong with my CBC - I have to go back to the Dr. tomorrow.

also, my cholesterol is high?!?!?

This is the most work I’ve missed since I had major surgery.

Badness abounds.

On a brighter note, I’ve now surpassed “Babe-O-Matic” and made it right to “Uma got nothin’ on me.”

Sounds like you could have a sinus infection…which easily leads to ear infections. Or you could have strep, or a very bad cold, which has left you very congested, thus giving you headaches, sore throat, and ear problems - which could still be an ear infection. The dizziness can be due to clogged sinuses.

You have swollen glands because your ill and your body is trying to fight it - this also makes you sleepy.

That’s about it from Dr. August, who is prone to ear and sinus infections, and feels your pain.

I’m gonna start snorting Listerine soon…