Or perhaps I’m just really, really sick.
Pounding head? Check.
Swolen glands? Check.
Aching neck? Check.
Cloged ears? Check.
Dizzyness? Checkarooie.
Sore Throat? Checkarama.
Fatigue? Check-ity-check-check.
Yep. I’m dying.
Have I seen a Dr? Yes.
Did I have blood tests? Yes.
Do I have any results yet? No.
Until that time I’m just going to assume I’m dying.
<groan>
Please don’t die. Please get good results and be happy.
Did I mention that cyber juice and hugs would be welcome?
How 'bout a cyber Hot Toddy? My grandma used to make 'em for me when I was sick. Ingredients: Southern Comfort, honey, and lemon, heated to steaming. “If it don’t cure what ails ya,” she used to say, “at least you won’t care any more.”
Well I don’t know you too well, but here’s hoping the tests come out okay and whatever you have will pass quickly!
I am sending you cyber juice!
((((alice))))
Thanks.
Did I mention fever? I got fever.
I really think I could be dying.
<sniff - I want my mommy.
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Jesus, I hate MPSIMS. You know why? Because I see a thread title like this and think, “Is she really-actually-literally-I-got-biopsy-back-and-am-going-to-max-out-my-credit-cards dying? Or does she just have the flu real bad?”
And the board always has a big slow down when I click on it to find out.
Dr. Butrscotch prescribes her favorite remedy, chocolate and trashy novels. 
Do you at least have that cool sexy sick voice? When I got sick I just concentrated on singing Barry White songs, making dramatic statements (Unhand her Dan Backslide!) and laughing manially. It amused me until the bug passed. I actually felt bad when I lost it.
Hope you’re feeling better soon!
Once I got sick and I was afraid I was gonna die. Then I was afraid I WASN’T gonna die!
I just got over what you have, though not quite as bad as you. You will live. My swollen glands were the worst part of the whole germy affair. Feel better! And drink alcoholic beverages. You’ll be glad you did.
Hope you get to feeling better soon!
And if not, give me a heads up. My husband gets $50 for every death call.
It’s humor people, humor! Although he does actually pick up dead bodies.
ick… Dizzy and woozy is no fun…
You can hold on to the couch and pray for the spinning to stop…
or you can spin around real fast, get super duper woozy and pass out. (Hey, people actually PAY to feel like that!)
I wish you calm, cool, spring breezes to gently blow the germs away.
{Zebra puts on surgical mask and rubber gloves}
{{{{{{{Alice in Wonderland}}}}}}}}}
You know recently I had my picture taken with you. (while at Disney World)
Ah, feel better soon. I take it you are home alone, right? The only thing worse than being sick is being sick without someone to complain to and have baby you.
::Gives Alice some chicken soup::
You’ll be alright
{{{Alice in Wonderland}}}}
Well, it’s a new day.
As an update:
Now my mouth has that nasty, fuzzy, phlemgy feeling too. Blech.
I think I’ll go have some juice.
Thanks guys.
The problem with never getting sick, and never getting injured, and never being ill, is when you are, you get really, really whiney. Hopefully my SO can handle it when he stops by with juice later.
How 'bout some nice virtual chicken soup? I make a good stock with garlic and dried peppers in it that’s good for clearing up the snuffly noses. With chicken chunks and noodles, perhaps?
Now go tuck yourself in on the couch with the remote, and spend the day watching trash TV and movies
Thanks bowert. However, and interesting factoid about my “illness”. I don’t have a stuffy nose. This is good, because I can’t take anything with pseudoephedrin in it to unclog it.
So for now - the nose is ok. ::knock knock::
deb makes sign of cross with fingers before entering room
Mask in place.
Entry is made, praying fervently that deb doesn’t get whatever bug has invaded our heroine.
Deb turns on tv to Nick channel–ah, Spongebobsquarepants, just what the Dr. ordered.
Places a brand new Woman’s Day within easy reach of the victim.
Orange juice poured into sippy cup with bugs bunny on the outside.
deb run outside to finally breath
get well soon, and don’t go sneezing on the monitor here, we don’t want whatever you have. 