A few years ago, I lost a bet and used some drugstore stuff to dye it blond. I’m normally black. It sat and sat and in the end, kids called me SpongeBob - I was that funny shade of yellow.
Luckily, I wear my hair very short, so it was only a couple weeks before it was long enough to justify losing it.
My old hairdresser dyed my eyebrows the same color as my hair and they never fell out.
That Malfoy fellow looks like Eminem.
Do you look like Eminem?
I think you’re gorgeous, too. And I don’t need a picture to know. Hell, with that kind of confidence, how could you not be?
The Kid’s hair is naturally a mid ashy blonde. We Flash Lightened her hair this past summer and it turned almost snow white. Then we Manic Panic’d some cool purple (Purple Haze) in the back. I must say it looked pretty nice.
Now she’s back to very light blonde with Deadly Nightshade (electric pink) in the back.
She wants to Flash her hair again, but it seriously fried the ends.
And I’ve had my eyebrows dyed before and they didn’t fall out.
Ha! Pwnt.
I recently had a very unfortunate, although hilarious to me encounter with someone.
Ok, so I had a bit of an affair recently and the wife told my husband she had a full money shot of my vagina. I laughed like hell. My husband of course, said that he wanted to see it to see if she was telling the truth. She had already lied about so much stuff it wasn’t out of the question. I told my husband she couldn’t get within a country mile of identifying my vagina. And if she had a shot like that (which does not exist anywhere) it most certainly was not mine. Not only had the person I had the affair with ever seen it, no pictures existed. He didn’t believe me, which of course was within the realm. So I explain to him beyond the “picture like that does not exist” why she wouldn’t be able to come up with a picture that looks remotely like me.
A. No pictures of my neither regions exist
B. I am a shaver, she is not. In my experience, either you do or you don’t, and if you are either one, you can’t imagine being the other. So her guessing I shave is pretty damned remote.
C. My hair is brownish, reddish, blondish on my head. My eyebrows are very dark brown. However, the rug is without a doubt, red. No way could she guess.
D. I have a rather identifiable mole.
So the picture was shown, it was a webshot of me standing up. She captured my midsection. No nether-regions unclothed at all.
There is an advantage at times, of your carpet not matching the drapes or the couch. I don’t recommend it to others, but it just was hilarious to me.
p.s. any requests for cites, please see point A.
Someone did in fact call me Slim Shady the day before yesterday.
Mine are naturally white blonde (I’m a redhead). I have been having them dyed for about six years and they haven’t fallen out yet.
Freak speaking. Invisible brows and dark red hair.