Oh, now I’ve gone from vapid, flightly, cocktease blond to something you’d want to watch?
Hardly. 
Esprix
Hey, many porno stars probably have personality flaws just as deep as yours 
and I’d never want to date them…
but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to watch them make the sign of the triple-gilled aardvark to the accompaniment of the kind of 70s music that relies heavily on the wicky machine.
Besides, my main interest was seeing matt in action.
besides, I never said you were vapid. I said you were vaporware – i.e., something that fails to deliver on its grandiose promises.
ExCUSE ME! taps foot in annoyance I thought this was supposed to be about me! I am, after all, the title of this thread!
And with my birthday tomorrow, too!
Humph.
May I point your attention, matt, to the line in my above post that says, “my main interest was to see matt in action”?
It IS about you, cher.
So what do you want for your birthday? A privately delivered (via email), too-spicy-for-the-boards mash note?
licks lips
Come now, Cheffie, you can’t deny the rest of us the pleasure of seeing what you have cooked up for dear Matt for his birthday. I for one am enjoying this whole thing immensely. Share with the group!
licks Chef’s lips too Ooh, that sounds luscious.
Aiyiyiyiyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Hey Goboy, can you come down the hall to this here back room with me? I gots something I want to show you :)…
<assumes prudish look>
What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
A U-Haul.
What does a gay man bring on a second date?
What second date?
Boys. Yeesh.
Geo, were you the kind of kid who went to birthday parties and then wanted to unwrap the presents yourself?
If it’s too hot for the boards, then by definition I can’t share it with the group. If you want to indulge your curiosity, then you can try to convince matt to forward it to you after I send it to him.
Chef, honey, you’re not the only one who likes to watch.
tied to computer with cobwebs
And I always thought he had some bizarre attraction to ME!
P.S. Happy Birthday!
The impatience of youth.
I suppose anticipation isn’t part of foreplay for you? Tut, tut, dear matt - I’m disappointed.
Tell you what - I’ll give you something to think about. C’mere. No, closer, I want to whisper in your ear. {begins to whisper, which turns into a faint whisper of breath, warm on the ear, which is interrupted by a light fluttering of tongue around the curvature of the ear, ending with a slight nibble on the earlobe}
Simple, but ever so effective, n’est-ce pas?
Esprix
…but I have to say this.
Anticipation is a turn on, but not when it lasts nearly a month!!
Sheesh!
BZZT
(the sound produced by canadian brains shorting out)
See?
Esprix
blindly struggling his way out of a sexual haze of lust
…grft…not…FAIR!..Aaack!
Who said life was fair? It can, however, be very pleasurable… {evil grin}
C’mere, little boy - I gots something to shows ya…
Esprix