I think the SDMB needs annual awards

Once I pay off the jury panel, I will sell you an award for a very reasonable price.

The proper question is “What does the OP want as a bribe to guarantee I win a major award?”

In high school, I was voted “most likely to start a revolution”, with a grand total of 2 votes, so that sort of thing is a viable way of doing things… :smiley:

Is that YOU, Mr. Guevara? I thought you were dead.