We dopers I mean. I think slowly, gradually, we are morphing our personalities into one. An awful lot of my posting style is semi-consciously borrowed from other dopers. Little bits here and there.
Except that most of you probably don’t spend the whole day resisting the urge to post the word ‘sausage’ into a random thread.
Yes, soon will come the day when all Dopers shall collapse into a Bose-Einstein condensate of Dopeness. None shall be able to say where lies the boundary between one Doper and another, for all shall have coaleced into a giant mass, seeking to add yet more knowledge and eradicate ignorance at an ever increasing rate.
Here thee now the sacred word:
Sausage.
Also fnord.
It’s going to have to be one big honking Uber-Doper if it is going to fit **Sam Stone ** and elucidator under the same skin! 
Wow. Sounds like some kind of Borg-type Dopian collective mind. Scary.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile sausage.
see.
(simulpost)
Sausage is futile resistance. Such a pretty, pretty sausage sasquach, Fernando.
No, it’s my sausage! Give it back or I’m telling!
Mom!!!
Anybody notice that Michael Ellis hasn’t posted since shortly after we went pay? He’s been completely absorbed by the collective. His thoughts are part of all of our posts now.
And actually, astro, Zabali Clawbane and I are one person with a really bad case of dissociative identity disorder.
Thus far, I’ve managed to insulate flamingbananas.
You mean you didn’t notice the part about “giving up your free will to the Hive Mind” section of the registration agreement?
It’s as though we are becoming fused into one unified sensient being by … ahem
…1920’s Style Death Rays BWA-HA-HA
Read about this astonishing phenomenon in
Straight Dope 2 - Electric Boogaloo
So, all of Dopekind will merge into one? Cool.
Next on the agenda, merging with the AI and reversing entropy.
I was looking forward to being aCecilated myself.
Otto
Am I to understand that Cecil is to be part of this Grand Unification of Mental Magnificence?
I never thought I would be worthy of belonging to any Cecil-related project.
I am honored that the “Annointed One” will be sharing his superlative sagacity with all of the SDMB Dopers.
This will be an even greater enhancement to my intellect than the time I took the Krel Brain Boost.
Actually, there are only six people representing all the nicks here.
6.5. 
I am now resisting the urge to change my sig to simply - “sausage”
“Until that day, till all are one.”