I vant to suck your sequential thread!

My penis is so big . . .
The GOOD news is that I met a girl.


“Please clean up after yourself”
Whoa! Women I understand your take on penis size now.

**What won’t napalm stick to?
how do i shut this dog up?! **

I burning your… whatever.

Consequences of penis enhancement
Affirmative action extended

Right now in this forum:

**Whoa! Women, I understand your take on penis size now

My penis is so big…**

On the front page:

(IMHO)
Ladies, do you wear…

(MPSIMS)
Maine Coon cats?

Psssst!

In The Pit:

**Critique my rage at the administration
Shit-eating douchebag goatfeltching referee motherfuckers blow the game **

I’ll give it an 8.5

Currently in MPSIMS:
**I Really Hate Our Cat **
followed by
**He goes about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he might devour **

Yep. That sounds like a good reason to hate a cat to me!

CJ

**The Fart of the Apocalypse

What does a brain fart smell like?**
Would’ve been better reversed, but that’s the way they are right now.

What familiar movie/tv scenes would be better with nudity and why?

No nudes is good nudes.

**Important Food Advice

I Really Hate Our Cat **
Oh, but the dog is to die for!

GD:

**Poem – Surprise Ending!

Gay scout troop leaders**

Gotta admit, I didn’t see that coming.

What dopers are you thankful for or appreciate even if they may not be aware of it?
“Have a Happy Period.” (TMI)

I guess. Ladies?

Tell me about being Goth
What’s so great about Goethe?

Gay scout troop leaders
Recommend good sexy movies, please

What things still amaze you?
My wife just wrecked a couple more cars

** How to deal with cops.

“Hey there Fat Ass”**

That’s probably not a good approach.

A 4-fer in MPSIMS:

**Just So You’re All Aware…
A message board for people who want to castrate themselves
I thought I was going to die!
My penis is so big… **

From “New Posts”, an IMHO/GQ combo:

Is it OK to lie to vegetarians about what they are eating?
Are there any fat vegetarians?

Just the ones whose friends lied to them about what they were eating …

What things still amaze you?
Peeing at Night

[old man] When I was a yung’un, we could only pee during the day and we LIKED it! [/om]

New Posts:

**Okay. Let’s do this.
The Fart of the Apocalypse **

Brace yourselves, everyone.