I vant to suck your sequential thread!

Did you know Evil Captor likes bondage?
Our freedom is on it’s last legs.

BBQ Pit:

**Okay. Let’s do this.
Um, just fucking stop. **

Reminds me of an old boyfriend.

From the Pit:

** Egotistical New Yorkers!!
Fuck your cross tattoos, and fuck your giant gold/diamond crosses
This is what makes america great **

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Annie, that may well have been the best threefer of all time.

Thank you Ponder Stibbons. This one reminds me of Rainman:

** Pencil lead found to exhibit surprising quantum effects- Scientific American article
My penis is so big… **

More in MPSIMS:

**“Have a Happy Period.” (TMI)
Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting.

:eek:

Men’s Room Decoration

"Have a Happy Period "(TMI)

I’m picturing a maniacal woman in the midst of her period, going into the Men’s Room…

Splat, Splat, Splat…“Wheeeeee!!!”

In the Pit:

Like Chicken Man, the Gay Agenda Is Everywhere
My job is such total ass

Otto

Damn, it is everywhere!

Dressing 7 year olds up as slaves.
b & d- how to help a 5 year old remember which is which.

Oh dear.

**Guys: Do you have sex with your wife/S.O. when they’re on their period? (Very TMI)
Oooh! Ow! My hands! Owie! Stingy! **

Well, that settles that!

Screwing one’s face in effort
Funny video clips.

What Tennessee tree fruit is size grapefruit, green, aromatic, bumpy?
Chestnuts? I thought they were dead

How can hubby and I talk to each other whilst playing WoW?
“Speak it into existence” – what does that mean?

Prize for catching baseball at a game.
Wheels

Memorable computer games you’ve never completed.
Star Trek: the Teeming Millions edition

Teach me about Milton
Stump the dope with your most obscure reference

Strangest Movie you’ve ever stumbled across
Robert Graves

I pit my jerk stepfather.
Stupid little crotchspawn

The custodians are lying bastards (long and lame)
This is what makes america great

How do you get your dose of adventure?
NoVa Dopers: Let’s have a beer!
Nevada Stud Farm!
Fun with Black Lights…
Ah! Spores!

How do you get your dose of adventure?

Office Holiday Parties

Well, my office holiday party was actually kind of dull, but…

In MPSIMS:

My penis is so big…

Not Many People Know That…
:stuck_out_tongue:

In Cafe Society:

**Most horrifying use of music in a commercial
Gary Glitter Nabbed in Nam. **

Doo-dah! Doo-dah!

(with a nod to Eve)

In MPSIMS:

** Sorry, Golden Gophers, you’re goners.
The Kiss of Death
The Celebrity Death Pool 2005 **

One more from MPSIMS:

** When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Have a Cigarette
Zero to heart attack in 25 seconds **

I wonder if there is a connection between these two?

**Group ranks most dangerous U.S. cities

My first day running trains **

In MPSIMS:

** Just in time for the holidays: Aerosol condoms-for women
Who wants to be the one to break it to Eve?**

In IMHO:

Weird 1st dates (or 1st date offers, as the case may be)
9 year old daughter wants sleepover with boy of same age.