I don’t suppose a total newbie could get in on this? It’d make a great letter to Penthouse, after all… 
(“I just discovered this forum today, and…”)
is all I’m sayin’.
Damn! is it too late to get fondled?
I always miss the good stuff…
C’mere, I’ll make you say :eek:
[sub]Boy, do I know how to take over a thread or what?[/sub]
Woohoo! 
Poor Superdude.
I think he should get me and Geobabe all to his self for a few hours.
Yeah, he seems to have gone missing. Come back, Super, we got somethin’ for ya!
Geo, he may not be back for a while, a man’s got to recover and rehydrate you know.
Fine. Next!
Oh!
Me!
Arden, sweetie, you’re already in there. Now I believe mordax (are you male or female, BTW? Not that it makes a difference here, just curious) and dentarthurdent are still waiting to be fondled.
Sorry. Got over excited in my stalking.
Silly girl.
Um.
Can I play?
Of course! The more, the merrier!
Super! please tell me when you’re going to have a fondle Super fest! I can hardly get a hand in edgewise since I showed up late.
I’ll just be fondling newbies then, Hiya dent!
There is nothing wrong with fondling newbies. Witness my registration date.
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::brings in camera, tripod, and :D::
…and what, RTFirefly? Hmmm? (wiggles eyebrows)