Tara Reid cites Paris Hilton as a role model.. (Scroll down.)
Um, yeah, me too, honey.
The last time I saw Paris, was on her show on Fox,
She looked so blonde and whorey, was teasing fellows’ cocks.
The last time I saw Paris, her dress was falling down,
Her makeup was so caked on, she looked just like a clown.
She drank the Cosmopolitans that she has downed for years,
The chorus of her squeaky voice was music to my ears.
Each time that I see Paris, her life’s in disarray.
No matter how life changes her, I’ll remember her that way.
Let’s see… she’s rich, attractive, talentless and stupid. If I only had the first one down…
Tara Reid?
Aren’t we done with her?
Well, if she doesn’t want to be known as the “drunk girl”, maybe she should stop getting wasted. Latest pictures of her on the web are from Puff Daddy’s last party and show her standing in a drunken stupor, not realizing her top has slid down to expose a breast. She looks less cognizant than Courtney…
Darn it, and here I thought this thread was going to be by someone who saw Lt. Tom Paris from Star Trek: Voyager as a role model.
I’m reading Ilium, and I was thinking this was about that Paris.
Maybe it’s about Paris, Texas.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to grow up to be just like Paris, Texas?
Dunno what’s the matter with you folks. You call her a self-absorbed slutty blonde, like that’s a bad thing. SASBs are all the rage-I fully expect my daughter to want a Porn Star Barbie© for Christmas. 
Yeah, I want to be just like Paris, too. I mean, getting my choice of bribes from the three fairest goddesses… What’s not to like? Not that I’d choose the same way he did, of course…
Oh, wait… Not that Paris, either?
There was a reason Zeus dumped the job on Paris instead of making the choice himself. He knew that no matter which answer he gave he’d have two goddesses pissed off at him. Sure, he was top dog but who needs that kind of headache?
Marc
Porn Star Barbie would be a great user name!
Well she’s already halfway there she flashed her tit at some sort of award show. (or something of that nature) The Sun was there with pics.
Go to Fark.com and cruise the archives for the exact link if your so inclined.
Yes and nothing registered in her brain during the 10 seconds she was standing there with “leftie” exposed to the elements. The breeze didn’t register. The dramatic increase in the flashbulbs didn’t register. The guys shouting “woohoo! boobie!” didn’t register. In fact even after someone walked over and hiked up her dress strap for her it still took a while to register in her brain that she had exposed herself. But she claims she was stone cold sober, so she’s just naturally stupid and vacuous. Sounds like she’s already following in Paris’ footsteps.
Someone needs to send Tara some double-sided sticky tape.
Zeus was a dummy. He should have dumped the job on Jessica Simpson instead.
And there you go. Brilliant, Eve. The only problem is now I’ll think of Ms Hilton everytime I hear this tune!