:eek:
I believe you’re right!
Come to think of it, she did look a bit like a Basselope, and I haven’t seen her in a while… :dubious:
Not LOL. Never LOL. But I really truly Laughed Out Loud at this one. Thank you.
This is almost exactly what I was going to say - up til the part about the Iraqi’s bum.
Having it placed on George Bush’s johnson… and rectally.
Everyone say mmmmmmmm good! :eek:
Worst way to have a pop tart is right out of the box without brushing the rodent asshairs (possible band name?) off of it first. Yeah, you know they are there.
You sick puppy (and I mean that literally).
Remember the scene in Austin Powers: The Spy who Shagged me with all the food dribbling down Fat Bastard’s naked body?
Imagine eating half a pop-tart from there, and the other half from his anus.
I can say with certainty that the worst Pop-Tart I’ve ever eaten was heated up in a microwave oven that had recently been used to scorch a bag of popcorn. The filling in the Pop-Tart absorbed all the popcorn smoke. It tasted like I was eating a shingle off the roof of a building that had recently burned down.
“That’d be up the butt, Bob”