I want a tattoo on my tongue

Is it even POSSIBLE to get a tattoo on one’s tongue?

No, it’s:
“I want a tattoo of a butt, with a butt shaped tattoo on it. Hehehe…and I want it on my butt!”

Hoshi.

This Space For Rent

Seating For One

With the tagline “Placement Map”

A puddle of snot. So when you stick out your tongue and curl it under, it’ll look just like…

::so ashamed, so very, very ashamed. i’ll be going now::

Or just Tab A.

Get a tattoo of your own tongue, only bigger. [/Steven Wright]

Tongue tattoos

The question mark is a good idea.

It epitomizes the whole idea.

A barcode.

I don’t know why, it seems so mid-90s to me for some reason.

You need to get a tattoo of the different sections of taste.
Do dash-y lines and then lable them: Sweet, Savory… etc

Another set of teeth.

Or a whip.

(That way you could deliver real tongue-lashings.)

You could get a tatoo of a butt. (That’s a cheek-in-tongue suggestion.)

That’s a tongue-and-groove suggestion.

My friend scanned his (randomly created) barcode tattoo once at a supermarket. He came up “Misc. Meat: $1.69” :eek:

A unicorn!
They are so CUUUUUUUUUUTE!

Well, here’s lizardman’s experience with tounge tattooing. He said it wasn’t too painful.

Not a tattoo fan, but of the choices mentioned so far I like the Stones logo. But- aren’t there like a zillion bacteria in your mouth? And wouldn’t opening up dozens of openings in the tongue allow for a whole lot of beasties to enter your blood?

How about tattooing a nice caption. For example: YOUR CLIT HERE. The arrow is optional.

How about: “I told you not to touch my to- AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!”
:stuck_out_tongue: