I want a tattoo on my tongue



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A Mr. Yuck face

How about a ruler?

I’m always losing my tape measure so it would be handy to always have one available.

My brother-in-law has two small tats on the underside of his tongue. He mentioned that they were gang symbols from his younger, wilder days. One is a circle with a + inside of it, and I can’t recall what the other one was. They were less than ½" big.

“Ag” that way you’d be silver tongued . . . just like we thought Jebediah Springfield was, till we learned he was a no good pirate . . . hmpph!

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Screw that, I’m still trying to find someone to pierce my eyeball. :smiley:

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I just thought of something else-couldn’t it possibly affect your taste buds, even destroying them permanently?

  1. “Jesus Loves You”
  2. Plaid
  3. a psychedelic tunnel