[QUOTE=Chronos]
You are aware, are you not, that peafowl produce a cry which sounds strikingly like a screaming woman? It might be awkward if the neighbors start thinking you’re a serial killer, or something.
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It hasn’t caused me any problems.
I think I would like a wallaby.
[QUOTE=David Simmons]
True freedom is after the kids leave home and the dog dies.
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Or vice versa.
[QUOTE=Chronos]
You are aware, are you not, that peafowl produce a cry which sounds strikingly like a screaming woman? It might be awkward if the neighbors start thinking you’re a serial killer, or something.
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Why else would you want one?
I want a moat.
When I was a teen, there use to a family that housed an elephant or two on their farm for some traveling circus ( or something) occaisionally. In MIchigan.
It is something to drive down a country lane ( whilst driving north to visit my aunt and uncle) and nearly sprain your neck doing a double take while saying, " Holy crap! That was an elephant!"
I’ve always wanted my very own elephant since then.
I also would like a catapult. I could have me some fun with a catapult.
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest]
It is something to drive down a country lane ( whilst driving north to visit my aunt and uncle) and nearly sprain your neck doing a double take while saying, " Holy crap! That was an elephant!"
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What kind of fence did they have?
I just saw a show about a litter of albino tigers that’s just been born. I want one of those too.
I’m sure he’d get along fine with my kitty cats. And not end up killing us all…goes out to build another big cage.
I want a kinkajou.
And a wombat. I’d name him Evelyn Waughmbat.
I want a baby wolverine.
I now want half the animals in this thread.
But I want a pygmy elephant, two hedgehogs, one platypus, three penguins, one African grey, one eclectus and a really really big backyard.
I want a pacarana.
“The pacarana reminds one of an immense rat well advanced in development toward a bear.”
[QUOTE=Kythereia]
Wait, I changed my mind! Can I have a unicorn?
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IIRC you don’t qualify. But I do, and you could come and visit.
But I’d like a Swallow.
