I want an elephant

It hasn’t caused me any problems.
I think I would like a wallaby.

Or vice versa.

Why else would you want one?

I want a moat.

When I was a teen, there use to a family that housed an elephant or two on their farm for some traveling circus ( or something) occaisionally. In MIchigan.

It is something to drive down a country lane ( whilst driving north to visit my aunt and uncle) and nearly sprain your neck doing a double take while saying, " Holy crap! That was an elephant!"

I’ve always wanted my very own elephant since then.

I also would like a catapult. I could have me some fun with a catapult.

What kind of fence did they have?

I just saw a show about a litter of albino tigers that’s just been born. I want one of those too.

I’m sure he’d get along fine with my kitty cats. And not end up killing us all…goes out to build another big cage.

I want a kinkajou.

And a wombat. I’d name him Evelyn Waughmbat.

I want a baby wolverine.

I now want half the animals in this thread.

But I want a pygmy elephant, two hedgehogs, one platypus, three penguins, one African grey, one eclectus and a really really big backyard.

I want a pacarana.

“The pacarana reminds one of an immense rat well advanced in development toward a bear.”

IIRC you don’t qualify. But I do, and you could come and visit.

But I’d like a Swallow.