I want Candy

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy,
Skip to the sweet-shop with my sweetheart Sandy,
Got my pennies saved so I’m a Sugar Daddy
I’m her Hume Cronyn, she’s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy.
- MC PeePants, from ATHF
(really MC Chris)

That song really makes me laugh, and I want candy. So much for my other thread, which I was going to call “I lost 4 pounds!”

I read the thread title and immediately started singing that song in my head. I’m a big fan of Sir Loin, myself.

The Bow Wow Wow song of the same title is way better.

… which was a cover of a song by The Strangeloves.

MC Chris rocks.

Schooly-D rocks.

ATHF is currently my favorite show, even tho I don’t own a TV. I have the 3 DVD volumes tho, and I can’t hardly stop watching them.

“Gentlemen! Behold…”

…I have had sex with this machine! And now in retrospect wonder why!

… which, in turn, was built entirely around a beat by Bo Diddley.