First, I’ll get the obligatory ‘You can’t handle the truth!’ response out the way NOW, sparing the gentle reader further Nicholsonesque variations and preserving the integrity of the Reiner/Sorkin film.
Concerning penile enlargements (referred to hereafter as PE): I’ve seen the odd ad or two on the obscure webpage and / or (ahem) men’s pictorial periodical often enough to wonder, idly, about reliable methods for, uh, enhancement. I’ve heard of surgery ($$$), tantric exercises (sounds too much like work), massage techniques (Right. Like I wouldn’t have figured that out myself by 11th grade), and more.
What’s the Straight Dope about PE?