Always Bet On Plaid?
These are not my submissions, but a little brainstorming on my part. If anyone has comments or wants to vote, feel free.
Montresor
Fortunato
Luchesi
Saturn’s Ring
Hey, Zeus!
Jesus H. Christ
Fred G. Sanford
Sfortunato
Jacob’s Elevator
Iron Mike Tyson, Jr.
Some of these are weird but I’m trying my best here. It’s almost like I’m trying to come up with the best tattoo.
Kinda like Hey, Zeus!
None of these are better than Tony.
Just sayin’
Actually, **Sfortunato **as an Amontillado reference is quite clever.
This thread inspired me to re-read the story.
Thanks.
Would Nemo me impune lacessit work?
How about In pace requiescat!
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My friend Jesus uses that in some places.
How about Toshiro Baloney? 
Or Leonard James Shock’n’Awe, a mashup of Leonard James Akaar and the colloquial name for Rapid Dominance.
Is Bigus Dickus still up for grabs?
The Hell you will! :mad:
I like Sfortunato as well. But I don’t know if I’d regret having a name that means “unlucky one” at some point.
Just don’t call yourself John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
That’s my name.
Mine, too! What an interesting coincidence!
No, I’m John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, and so is my wife.
Here are a few off the top of my head
[ul]
[li]The Jig Is Up[/li][li]The Cat In The Hat[/li][li]Not As Fat As I Used To Be[/li][li]Squirming Larva[/li][li]The Poster Formerly Known As Tony[/li][li]Moderator[/li][/ul]
“The Poster Formerly Known As Prince” would scan better. Or that squiggly thing he used. Is there a Unicode for that?
Why just copy the former Prince when there are so many symbols to use?
Ѡ might be a bit rude, but how about ₰ or Ѯ? Or you could be …҉…(the poster formerly known as Flock of Seagulls).
How bout:
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“ANTHONY!” “What Ma?”**