I’d help, but I know I’d get screwed over and get stuck with some frozen chunk of canada.
Well, im more in favor of the ‘take over’ angle in this discussion but… i can simply not resist the temptation of some good old mecha destruction!, i will break havoc over the entire southern hemisphere if you are so kind as to provide me with a MadCat mecha…
oh a i reserve Argentina as my personal feud, you can have the other less important places of the world if you want them…
That’s Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
:grumble grumble kids today grumble grumble:
~~Sorry Frodo, but you would most certainly not get Argentina for it would be mine…ALL mine…
Maybe we could team up down there… Hey, there’s no crying
in Argentina…
MadCat…hmmmm, I do use them, but I’m an ERPPC’er… I do my best
work in a Shadowcat, believe it or not… a sniper…
Let’s take over first and then destroy selectively…
:click:
:GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA-VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:
central Kansas City burns away in an atomic fireball, superconcentrated into a 1/4 mile sphere by force generators in a shielded bubble within the rocket:
:after the atomic shockwave stops reverberating, the field contracts, drawing all radiation into the center, where it is converted into a superbright sterilizing ultraviolet flash of light, leaving no hard radiation about… and no life.:
:beep:
simulated firetest completed. disengaging.
“ok! that was great!”
“now then…”
frodo, if you tell me what sort of Mecha you want / style you fight in, i can build you one. it’ll be COOL. REALLY cool. super-explodey cool. super-ULTRA-explodey cool. and it’ll have guns. n’ stuff.
You pathetic fools.
Give the Crunchy amphibian Missouri?
Hardly.
It is to be complete destruction.
I will seize control of the world’s television satellites and feed nothing but a single episode of “The Golden Girls”.
Over and over and over again.
They will beg for mercy and tear themselves apart.
The Earth will bust open like a rotten persimmon.
Make whatever arrangements your particular religion calls for.
Well, i think i should get Argentina since i was born ‘down here’ :), do you have any legal claim over it that is better than that?.
I actually prefer Catapults, Warhammers, Battlemasters and Crusaders since i do not like the clans too much, but i mentioned the MadCat cuz its probably a much more recognized 'Mech, around the non-Battletech-speaking ppl that i expected to found here.
Well, for what i can see of the situation here (in argentina) i think we should destroy first and then take over selectively. Believe me, we should destroy this mess previously.
~~Uh, Saepiroth, you know it isn’t healthy to get overly
excited while in a group of people who are talking about
destroying the earth, or taking over, or both…
You could be up to something not in accordance with the game
plan… Maybe you should be um…taken care of…
…and we have a pretty good idea of where you’re at,
Location: Kansas City, Kansas, U.S.A, earth, Sol, Milky Way,
Virgo Supercluster, universal arm 279,
dimensionality plane 175.212.567.970.(014)
just a thought, hope you’re on the team 
ummm… ever seen Robotech…
Think, super-veritech…
~~Frodo, hmmm…hmmmm…hmmmm
Well, maybe since you were born there…
But your idea of “destroy first, then take over…” is awesome…
I knight thee, or someone should, you should be a kaniggit…
hehe, live here a few years and you will not find it so
crazy…
Yes!, at least, Sir Frodo of the Fubar Country!.. waitasec…
what is a Kannigit?, is another of those Monty Python references i keep failing to get?..(increased paranoic breathing)…
You are all out to get me!.
Thanks, Lindy! Some of that I was just remembering wrong, and some I’ve been mis-hearing for years!
But I’m no kid - kinda the opposite problem. Neither the memory or the hearing are what they used to be!
Hey, I’ll bet that’s been my problem all along! I’ve been using the wrong part!
i actually remember nothing of the battletech series, so you’re gonna have to describe the techniques you use before i can design something that would fit you, frodo.
oh, and Anticay…
“startup sequence; begin”
~beep! systems engaged.~
~reactor stack online.~
~sensory matrix online.~
~servos online.~
~sensors online.~
~weapons online.~
~shields online.~
“activate cannon; HE rounds”
:VVVVVVvvvvvverrrrrrrrrr…:
:chuk-CHUNK:
~Cannon Readied.~
try me, baby-o. you won’t like it. not at all.
I’m in.
After enduring three years of high school, I can look at my peers and truthfully say that there is no hope for humanity.