So I got one of those blog things to post short stories in. This computer, for some reason, has a glitch where it will kick your browser into Logitech’s home page after a random amount of “inactivity.” It always happens when you’re typing an important e-mail or MB post.
I was writing out the second draft of my short story, making all sorts of great revisions, and suddenly I hear the Browser Forwarding Click of Hell.
I try hitting the back button, but it’s no use.
MY SHORT STORY IS COMPLETELY OBLITERATED. After almost 45 minutes of work!
To this computer:
You incorrigible PIECE of SHIT. I now see why Wolfie lets dog hair collect in your mouse.
But’s it’s the natural order of things for your sister’s computer to suck.
May I suggest that if you are writing something on a shaky computer that you use “notepad” or something similar when you draft it… then just cut n paste when it’s ready, I guess that would lessen the casualties from evil browsers…
Respectfully
The Unbeliever
Yeeeee-haaawwwww!! This thread title makes me get out mah guns and start a-loadin’ 'em. One E-Machines computer here in Downstate Illinois has its remaining Saturday morning time on this earth counted in minutes, if not seconds. I am posting to you today in shades-of-blue-and-white Safe Mode because today, for some reason, that is the only way it will condescend to operate on the Internet.
Okay, so the thing pops open, and you slide the bullets, pardon me, shells, into the tubes, right? One shell per tube, right? Does it matter which end goes in first?