God seems to be somewhat of a selfish lover, then.
Seconded.
Hands up everyone who initially thought this was the start of a dirty joke.
I was all set to agree with you upon reading the title alone. I mean, to me upholding the sanctity of marriage means even the people who are getting beaten by their husbands, or whose wives just refuse to have sex with them and refuse to let them go outside of the relationship, or try to control every move, etc.
But then I read the OP and realized you just want to make trouble for someone else’s marriage.
Let’s make it thirded.
Yeah! Christians suck! Oh, wait…
No, no. It’s the perfect segue for a … wait for it … poem!
But, now tell me why God chose,
After making all of nature,
To go on and then create your
Scandalizing requisite,
That a man must use as fit
For his race’s propagation
And, as well, for urination?..
Thus she ended her discourses,
And I answered: Hold your horses!
Like all women, dim and flighty,
Child, you do not grasp God’s mighty
System of utility,
How He works economy.
[sub]Props to Heinrich Heine and the poster who, in the dimness of time, first posted this on the SDMB.[/sub]
Wow, just when you think someone’s hit the bottom of the loser well, they sink just the slightest bit further into the mud.
She’s not someone who “obviously wants to bang you” - she’s someone who doesn’t want to, and is telling you why. Get over your idiot self already. They sell some very lifelike dolls these days. Consider the investment.
Oh, and “bang”? You’re what, fourteen?
How can he be fourteen, with such a massive dong?
Well, I pit women who obviously want to bang you but use that old “I’m a lesbian” excuse. I met this rich chick named Ellen D-something from somewhere in California. I think she’s in the entertainment industry. She obviously wanted to take a ride on my huge wang, but no :rolleyes: she says she’s a lesbian. Right, like I buy that.
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To tell you a little secret, I suspect that he and I have wildly differing values for “massive”.
There’s some pretty good non-religious reasons for not nailing somone’s wife, by the way.
‘slightly heavier than a photon’ ?
Well, I would raise my hand, but…
Someone needs to tell diggleblop that
|------| is not a foot.
Robin
A work of art, that is. Congrats.
Well, I want to Pit all the other men in the world, who are keeping me from scoring with all the hot chicks who tell me “Only if you were the last man on earth…”
Dnftt
No, he wants to be a fucking tool. Unfortunately . . .