Please, if you can be bothered, post replies with links to what you think is the most incoherent post/reply you’ve ever read on the sdmb?
Dammit, Qagdop, thats exactly what i was gonna do!
Oh so amazingly witty of you guys (Epimetheus and Qadgop). So witty and so original that I definately didn’t predict that someone would do what you did and post this thread as their reply. And so quickly too.
You guys must be the funniest people on earth.
Seriously - I am sure it would be interesting for other dopers than just me to read genuinely incoherent posts - please, the rest of you, don’t try to be ‘funny’.
If you can’t appreciate the humor in that, lobsang, try reading some of the writings of an author named Terry Pratchett. Perhaps then you’ll learn to laugh at yourself.
I’m sorry, Lobsang. I have no idea whatsoever what you are talking about.

Homer’s Monkey Butler Thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=37864&highlight=monkey+butler
I think I understand. A few months ago I started this thread. I was looking for threads about people who made false claims.
But people provided links to some incredible threads that can only be described as online personal meltdowns. I eventually asked that the thread be closed because it made me feel rather ill.
Check out the links if you care to.
Want Incoherent? Just read the forum list as a paragraph.
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Sticky: I’m so THANKful for the SDMB ( 1 2 ) poohpah chalupa 50 1412 12-01-2002 04:18 AM
by Narile
Sticky: Disclaimer (concerning real life meetings of members) Cajun Man 0 4867 03-11-2002 09:00 AM
by Cajun Man
On Feb. 25th, the weather in Manchester UK will be... beckwall 2 12 12-01-2002 05:17 AM
by Madhat
I want to see incoherent posts... Lobsang 8 161 12-01-2002 05:17 AM
by yojimboguy
Tomorrow I Go Under the Knife ( 1 2 ) OpalCat 57 1089 12-01-2002 05:16 AM
by TV time
I am employed vanilla 9 107 12-01-2002 05:15 AM
by Madhat
Untruthful Accusations His4ever 24 248 12-01-2002 05:13 AM
by Hastur
Assignment : Kwijibo Explains It All Mr. Cynical 20 222 12-01-2002 05:12 AM
by Kwyjibo
Mis-spelled words make me cringe! tarragon918 4 106 12-01-2002 05:07 AM
by Madhat
We Have Lost A Friend ( 1 2 ) Scotticher 98 1633 12-01-2002 05:07 AM
by Miss Creant
Resolved: The intentionally unclear thread! The Ace of Swords 33 426 12-01-2002 05:05 AM
by Madhat
This week's painful lesson...what was yours? elfkin477 10 171 12-01-2002 05:03 AM
by The Wrong Girl
Childhood misconceptions about SEX Guinastasia 17 331 12-01-2002 04:47 AM
by Persephone
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Imagine Justhink and bj0rn having a heated discussion.
heheheheheheheh iampunha! i was wondering when those names would come up!
I did appreciate the humour. Didn’t you appreciate the humour in my sarcastic reply? It was kind of an “oh ha ha” reply.
Didn’t you appreciate the humor of me “introducing” you to Pratchett? The written word (at least my written word) fails to transmit all the subtle nuances of communication back and forth, and I never did get the hang of emoticons or smilies.
Carry on.
Yes, no, I don’t know, what?
Sorry if my first reply was a bit terse Qadgop.
ik heb geen idee waar jullie het over hebben.
I wood lack too compress with the OP butt I amn’t culpable of oozing this conveyance. Links
OK lets alter this thread to "Lets see who can be the most incoherent…
So I was blinking sam’s plug when it flew away. I thought about this for a second, and then that would be nice please. But without reading my coffee I managed to kick every single dvd all over my spleen. Just when you were cd in please, It wasn’t there but we did walk an awful lot of water. MANKY TOENAIL, was his reply, so, extatically I didn’t do my homework. When we got there it skidded on tuesday making lots more of the firemen have nightmares about tape-measures. Oh dear. I seem to be washing dave’s collection of card with you for every appointment. This did not have a hope in hell’s chance of solving our cork dilema. We decided it was time to call in wogbajoo. He would do it, no-one was a shop reciept more often than we opened the fridge to find a rat’s pair of socks. We were so tired, it caused our hospital to boil.
Oh my bloodysoddinghell… I just sent that lot through the altavista-babelfish-english->korean->english-mill and it created incoherence that can only be described as genius…