Funniest SDMB Thread EVER?

In My Humble Opinion
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I still roll around on the floor about …

“Am I farting holes in my shorts?*”

See? That’s why I love being here! Y’all always make me think, and sometimes you make me smile and/or laugh!

I know: I need to get out more, right?

So sue me if I think the international company I find right here suits me just fine!

Plus, if I want a beer, I can have one and not have to tip the bartender, or burp in the general direction of the 4 DOUBLE D . chrome-headed , about to bust out of her Boost-ie-ay (or however you spell that), about to sink into one of them “cryin’ drunk - take me home - and hold me” DRUNKS!

Me and “Bert” (my kitty) are just fine, thanks!

Uhmmmm… what was the question???

:wink:

Q

*probably not the original title

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Does unintentional humor count? I still get a chuckle out of penis ensues, it was just so utterly random.

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I’m not sure anything can top Scylla’s Killer Blimp.

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You’re right. You win. Close the thread. :smiley:

J.

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Sorry, if I could find it, I’d link it. It was Sampiro’s Mother/Daughter thread that ran for days.

The only thread I’ve ever emailed people. Mostly southern, crazy women got it, but still.

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This one?

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From within the same thread, the Bible Meth church stuff really killed me.

If Lord of the Rings had been written by someone else?

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Over here and over here are some collections of best/funniest threads.