Twenty Years ago this week, the greatest thread in SDMB history was started

[JohnT]

There may have been other discussions which made the internet rounds as well… Scylla’s Blimp story is one… but for all you “new” people, those who haven’t been around all 20 years, just enjoy the living hell out of

If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else!?

…What would it look like? Ernest Hemingway *It was very late and everyone had left the hall except an old man who sat in the shadows the leaves of the old Mallorn made against the moonlight. The two elves inside the hall knew that the old man was a little drunk, and while he usually was quiet and kept to himself they knew that if he became too drunk he would start setting things on fire, so they kept watch on him. “He’s drunk,” one elf said. “What do you care?” “He’s muttering about the sec…

[JohnT]

I put this in CS because of:

1. Topic
2. Reach

Yes, this technically can be an ATMB thread, but my goal here is to highlight the creativity and history of this Board to the widest audience. Thanks!

[Crafter_Man]

@JohnT

Scylla’s Blimp story is one

This one?

[susan]

Both are fne threads.

[Biggirl]

I have a link in favorites of a thread named Watershed Moments in SDMB History from '02 that has links to other even older threads with links to Great Moments-- that are even older. A lot of history here.

[JohnT]

Well? We’re waiting!

[Biggirl]

Oooh and, and-- the switch that our beloved TubaDiva orchestrated links that I thought were gone forever.

[Biggirl]

Watershed moments in SDMB history; or, the SDMB Anthology Project

I’ve been upping my posting average quite a bit lately and reading a lot more posts than I used to. Basically, my Dope addiction is getting worse and worse. (Did I say I was complaining?) I love the sense of community here, but I wasn’t around for a lot of things, even though I did post once or twice back on the AOL board. So, I want to hear from some of the more experienced posters on what events made the SDMB what it is today, answering questions like: What was the event/development? When d…

[Crafter_Man]

Off the top of my head, I recall

A thread about shooting (I think) a goat from a cannon.

A thread about a food label that says, “This turkey was killed with a sharp knife.” Or something like that.

A thread about a big, spherical, metal thing that was rusting away on a campus campus.

[Biggirl]

Too late to edit: The switch restored links.

[blondebear]

One “greatest” thread that comes to mind is one of this board’s greatest unsolved mysteries: 14 k of g in a f p d

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

Ah, I remember it well. I spoofed E. E. “Doc” Smith and Mercedes Lackey in that thread.

[garygnu]

I really should mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse.

[Maserschmidt]

I’m not sure if the “who is that guy in the picture with Johnny Carson?” thread rises to the level of legend, but it certainly gripped my imagination for weeks.

[Smapti]

To me, there can only be one greatest thread of all time;

"Woooo!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!"

I was leaving work tonight, sometime around 11:00 pm, when I heard this. I work at one of the finest hotels in Sacramento California, aww heck, I’ll just say it, I work at the Hyatt Regency (it is where das Governator is currently living). I was leaving work, walking down one of the back halls, when I heard someone yell: “WOOOOO!!! I AM MASTURBATING LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!” I do not know who said this. I do not know why. I do not know if it was the punchline to a joke. I do not know if it …

[DrDeth]

Deciding not to be humble, I submit my own thread about the Alan Sherman song- Camp Granada- and “Ulysses” -

he reads to us from something called 'Ulysses'.

*And the head coach wants no sissies, So he reads to us from something called ‘Ulysses’. * Thanks to Alan Sherman. But ‘Ulysses’? By James Joyce? Or Homer? And, why would that make boys less- “sissy-like”?

Mind you, there are quite a few better posts. Such as indeed the post the OP mentioned- Scylla’s Blimp story.

A pit OP after a poster had tried a new diet pepsi flavor- had me laughing too hard. The rest of the thread is not great.

Anybody want a rim job?

Thanks to the fresh, new and exciting taste of Diet Pepsi, Jazz, Black Cherry & French Vanilla, and for a limited time only, I will be tossing salads like a mother fuck just so I can get the taste of this rancid chipmunk spunk out of my mouth. With a hook like, “Indulge your senses.” on the label I was certain that I had found a new favorite among the already shitty diet soda catalog out there, but what I didn’t expect was that the only senses getting indulged were Rallo’s, the recent parolee w…

[superwombat]

That one guy who said “BRB, trying shrooms”

… and brb’d with comedy gold

[JohnnyEcks]

I always thought it was this one

Everything Changed- A 9/11 World Trade Centers Narrative

EVERYTHING CHANGED The camera meeting I was in that had started at 8:30 am was still going when the first plane hit. We were in the basement of a 150-year-old synagogue in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, on Norfolk Street just off of Houston. When the first plane hit we were told and as we continued our meeting, we thought it was a poor errant sightseer who was blown into the Twin Towers. When the second plane hit, we knew that was wrong. The show was “ Life 360", a new series produced by AB…

[SlipperyPete]

I think the best thread I ever read here started with a post on Dec 24 about what you’d do if your child was trapped in a burning car and you couldn’t get them out. I think the first response was:

“Whoa! Merry fuckin’ Christmas, dude!”

and then another was:

“Shoot him right between the eyes. It’s the only way to be sure.”

[aruvqan]

I loved the Sampiro threads, Woman, behold thy Daughter is probably my favorite.

I also liked the one about answering the door weilding an 18 inch long dildo, but I can’t find the thread =(