I WANT To Take the Scientology Challenge!

OK, I’ve read all the crap on the Web, about Scientology. I’ve decided to issue a challenge: I WILL enroll in Scientology, undergo “auditing” (hold those soup cans and juice an “e-meter”. I’ll swallow the whole thing-hook, line, and sinker-IF, I become clear, and raise my IQ to 140!
When I become a genius, I’ll start a software company and become a millionair!
What’s the flaw in may logic?
If I DON’T become a HIGH IQ “clear”, I get my money back-deal? :smiley:

If you do swallow the whole thing hook, line and auditing device – it’s been nice knowing you, ralph124c. I don’t think there is a money back guarantee page in that Dianetics book, somehow …

You mean, after all the “courses”, you will be claiming you’re NOT clear, and they will be claiming you ARE so you aren’t entitled to a refund? Good luck with that.

Hmmm, have we ever actually had a Scientologist post here?