I want to turn off my signature and have it stay off

[Pleonast]

Are the moderators going to rescind this rule?

@C_K_Dexter_Haven

How many times should I include my signature in a thread?
Once per thread should be sufficient for people to admire the pearl of wisdom included in your signature. If you post multiple times in a thread it is recommended that you only include the signature in one of your posts.

Because I foresee many, many posters inadvertently violating it.