I want you to hit me as hard as you can!!!

Better if a mod/admin does it, but any doper will do…

Like it’s worth my time.

WHAAAAAAAM!!!

The first rule of the SDMB is don’t be a jerk.

The second rule of the SDMB is don’t be a jerk.

The third rule of the SDMB is if it’s your first time here, you must post.

The fourth rule of the SDMB is no shirts, no shoes, and no underwear.

(Anyone wanna help me finish this?)

Fwap!

5 of clubs. That gives you 18.

Would you like another card?

The fifth rule of the SDMB is that groveling won’t get you anywhere with the mods (but it doesn’t hurt to try).

Wait a second–your third rule should be the eighth rule… This needs organization. It should look something like this:

The first rule of the SDMB is don’t be a jerk.

The second rule of the SDMB is don’t be a jerk.

The third rule of the SDMB is no shirts, no shoes, and no underwear.

The fourth rule of the SDMB is that groveling won’t get you anywhere with the mods (but it doesn’t hurt to try).

The fifth rule: if the original poster taps out or goes limp, the thread is over.

The sixth rule: you can only post something to a thread once.

Seventh rule: only one thread at a time, fellas (no cross-posting).

And the eight rule of the SDMB is if it’s your first time here… you have to post.

No, no, no!

The third rule is Hi, Opal!

Not that I’m complaining or anything, but (wham!) why are we doing this?