You know what we need around here? More rules. I think we especially need rules that will be difficult to cite, impossible to enforce and easy to break. In other words, I’d like to foster a culture of Outlaws here on the SDMB. Wait, no I don’t. What I want is to restore some order around here. Yeah, that’s it. So please review the following and immediately report any rogues to the proper authority*.
[ul]Posters shall not quote the OP in the first response in the thread.[/ul]
[ul]All new members must henceforth forward to this licensing body exactly (and in US currency) 11 pennies, 3 nickles, 17 dimes and one (2003) quarter. Cash only, PayPal, Credit Cards and Checks not accepted[/ul]
[ul]When addressing a Moderator, the proper etiquette is as follows: “Hail, Moderator. Greetings and Salutations.”. Failure to comply will result in 2 days in the pillory.[/ul]
*Since I am not actually sanctioned to create, enforce or otherwise endorse Board Policy, I guess this thread would have to stand as the authority regarding matters of policy, uh, recorded in… this thread. Can we make this sticky? I think we ought to. Just sayin’.