I was just thinking

Is it possible to buy SDMB ‘T’ shirts? and if not why not?

Picture these scenarios:-

You walk into a bar/pub/club whatever and on the back of your T- shirt is proudly emblazed [insert doper name] on the front of the shirt in uppercase “SDMB”

Before you know it some beautiful wench/handsome guy has come rushing up squealing “It’s …it’s The famous spogga”…fancy a shag?

You’re stood on a street corner begging and somebody shoves a ten spot into your hand, whispers the secret code word [Cecad]
invites you home for a slap up meal and unlimited access to his wife/daughter/son/sheep/blow up rubber choirboy/mother…etc.

Why before you know it we Dopers have a society similar to the Freemasons, secret handshakes,initiation rites,jobs for the ‘members’ and so on.

It’s only a short step to total world domination ruled by a benevolent dictator named Cecil.
The end of war, famine,religion and racial intolerance…mankind living in total harmony.

If on the other hand T shirts are already available then this post was an absolute waste of time.

I’ll buy one. Except I vote that we use vernaculars only dopers could understand. That way we could get the whole “secret society” thing going on.

upon rereading your post I now realize that my quip about only using certain vernaculars is redundant. sorry…

Ya mean something like this Spogga?

Hmmm … it’ll never fly. :smiley:

emblazoned [smack]

Not at all Violet, OUR T shirts would have to be * CLASSY *

In that case … yes Spogga, that’s a GREAT idea. :wink:

Let’s see - how’s about “Followers of Cecil in the United Kingdom” (tho’ I s’pose if you want to fit on your handle too, just the acronym would be OK).

A few years back I walked into my class and noticed one of MY students had a SDMB shirt on. My eyes nearly bugged out of my head. I did not want a student knowing I was a doper, thus removed my mug from my office and never give any hints I am a part of this message board. The last thing I would want would be a student to say, "So Prof. <my name>, whats your SDMB name?
:eek:

Phlosphr the answer to that is easy, just used the first BANNED name that comes to mind…

What? Wait, oh never mind.

VIOLET: FCUK I believe is already spoken for so we could have problems using that.

Phlosphr: Yes but what about "So Prof. [your name] what’s your SDMB name and do you fancy a shag?

Trouble with you learned types…always the supreme pessimist.