It’s the food that does it. (I know, obvious.) I changed my cats over from a major pet food brand to a premium brand containing venison and green peas because I was hoping that Koshka’s illness was caused by food allergies and that this would help her get better. It wasn’t and she didn’t, but I’m still using the food. Neko’s farts used to be pretty toxic; now, while they’re not a smell I’d go looking for, they actually don’t smell all that bad. Certainly aren’t room clearing.
I’m looking forward to getting the kitten off the kitten chow and onto this food, but that will be a few months. Meantime—peeeeee-you!
Fart under the covers, then pull them up and over the head of your loved one so as to ensure that he/she “enjoys” the aroma as well. Hold the covers in place for as long as you’re able, until you feel that punch to the solar plexus…
LOL! My husband tried to do that to me once, many years ago. It backfired on him. He was the one who ended up under the covers gagging on his own gas. He claims I managed to do that to him because he was laughing too hard. I claim I managed fight him off and get the covers over him because I was fighting for my life. His farts are noxious and should be labeled hazardous waste!
Next time that happens, keep a box of matches on the bedside table and when you’re ready to rip, strike a match and light up the room. Just be sure you’re wearing underwear when you do.
And don’t scorch the wallpaper or set the sheets on fire. She won’t understand that you did it “for her benefit” if you do.
Cat farts are not only deadly, but misleading. I think its a predator thing-my cat IS silent but deadly. She is harmless enough most of the time, but every now and then she eats some toxic substance that transforms her into Tigerfart Kitty. The she follows me around vocally complaining about the smell. In the past, I have been blamed for the aromas, and had to leave the house to prove my innocence. She damned near fumigated the place. Now of course, I have free rein to blame all farts on the cat, even if she is three rooms away.