I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

What IS it about equality that scares you so much?

Jeez. Just the mere mention of equality is enough to make you go bonkers like this.

Says who? A midget like you?

Being a black trillionaire means never having to say you are sorry (to your Real Doll)…

-XT

When I take you home, I’m going to have my parrot teach you some new words. Right now you’re cute, but wicked boring.

Considering the quality and quantity of the feces he’s discharging, saying you’ll clean his cage is a brave statement.

And seriously, this thread is reeking of effort. Nothing worse than a troll that tries too hard. True trolling should be effortless and hard to detect. Like a ninja. This trolling is clumsy and obvious, like an overweight ninja with the runs.

Yeah, Diana, why are you so obviously terrified of equality? I mean, once we have equality, everything is going to be awesome! Women will stop being so sexist all the time, with their mean book titles and unrealistic standards for what constitutes a normal-sized penis. Also, they won’t be so hung up on unfair stereotypes about what is attractive in a man and might finally give certain “non-traditional” males a chance to actually have sex with someone who isn’t gross looking and/or constructed out of medical grade latex.

Yes, it will truly be a utopia.

If I were her I’d be terrified. I picture Mini-Me humping Foxy Cleopatra’s leg in Goldmember every time I think of her taking him home…

-XT

That’s heightist. What happened to wanting equality?

What I dislike about equality is that it would mean I’m on a par with Le Jacalarse, and, like everyone else here, I’m clearly better than it.

What home? You live in a cardboard box yelling at everyone about how women have it so bad that you gotta get back at us with your lame paranoid attempts at feminist castigation.

You’re like Valerie Solanas without the courage. Take a pet home? Hell you couldn’t even afford to pay attention much less buy a pet. And equality still scares you.

Funny how sexist shit like “Are Men Necessary?” isn’t reviled like “Are Jews Necessary?”

In your universe saying that shit about men is okay but saying it about women isn’t.

Yup, you’re still scared of equality.

And unattractiveness? Yeah, maybe I should be like you the next time a fat woman complains about not being able to get laid. Wait, I’m your intellectual better. Better enough to put you on ignore now and destroy your ability to do little more than scream from inside the confines of your bottle-sized universe.

Now who are you gonna talk to?

I’ve said nothing about equal rights that anyone should be ashamed of. Nothing at all.

In your own mind only. You’re not superior to a pile of turd, much less me. Your forum is little more than a remedial reading comprehension class that most of society laughs at. No wait… few people even care about you. Or even care to know about your kind.

If you all disappeared that would be the end of your message. You are a bunch of genetic and meme dead-ends.
You know this, which is why you’re so pissed off at me.

At a guess–everyone else?

You know what makes DianaG so mad? It’s that she’s not a praying mantis. She wishes she was one of them. Instead she’s just an overly spoiled kid who is about ready to explode at the idea of putting as much effort into life as men have to.

Trolls, And the Dopers Who Enable Them, by Dr. Oprah Phil, dds.

That’s not that funny. Are you sure you’re telling it right?

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In your universe saying that shit about men is okay but saying it about women isn’t.

Yup, you’re still scared of equality.
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What makes you think I’m scared? Maybe I just enjoy inequality, did you ever think of that? Watching you cry and have a tantrum about the sexism you’re constantly subjected to is kind of fun, after all. Heck, if I was emperor of the world, I’d make it legal for any woman to kick you in the balls at any time. When you complained, I would just laugh and twirl my mustache.

Translation: I am ugly.

Ah, Jacqui, if you were a decent troll you’d not have played your hand so obviously. I wondered for a while, probably because I didn’t really read you threads, but now it’s clear.

:rolleyes:
You probably don’t even understand the word you’re bandying about.

A TROLL would start with “what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?”

I suppose, though, that you consider me a troll because merely talking about men and women treating other by the same social rules is as dangerous and crazy as a domestic violence joke about women.

In reality, you don’t even know what your case is against me. Not one person here can point to any position I’ve held about male-female relations and cite that as the reason for your tirades. You just saw the word “Equality” and utterly lost what few marbles you had.

You’re like a Tea Partier, except for misandry. Now please, go PM DianaG and redeem your sexual brownie points. You obviously need them.

How many times have you ejaculated to this thread, Jackie?