I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

[Steophan]

Ok, cos I’m drunk I’ll reply to this nonsense for shits and giggs, anyone sane and sober should probably ignore it.

@Le_Jacquelope

:rolleyes:
You probably don’t even understand the word you’re bandying about.

I probably do. I make a point of understanding the language I use, and welcome correction when I’m wrong.

A TROLL would start with “what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?”

You are confusing “troll” with “comedian in a working men’s club”. Probably because you’re a moron.

I suppose, though, that you consider me a troll because merely talking about men and women treating other by the same social rules is as dangerous and crazy as a domestic violence joke about women.

Neither is dangerous. Humour, used correctly, is an extremely powerful weapon against injustice. I doubt you’d understand that ridiculing ones oppressors, and making light of ones plight, are vital when fighting anything, because you’re a moron, but they are.

I consider you a troll because you fail to argue your positions, instead simply stating and restating them in steadily more outrageous ways.

In reality, you don’t even know what your case is against me. Not one person here can point to any position I’ve held about male-female relations and cite that as the reason for your tirades. You just saw the word “Equality” and utterly lost what few marbles you had.

My “tirades” have nothing to do with your position. You have taken the dangerous and controversial position that the sexes should be equal, and when everyone has gone “Well, duh”, you have steadily shifted your position to the point where you are a bad caricature of a bra-burning feminist from the 60s, who’s views have been discredited by years of work towards actual, not symbolic, equality.

For the record, I didn’t lose my marbles, I exchanged them for strong Polish lager at my local shop. Or that may have been my wages, it’s unimportant now.

You’re like a Tea Partier, except for misandry. Now please, go PM DianaG and redeem your sexual brownie points. You obviously need them.

So, EQUALITY MAN!!! makes a sexist “joke” as a sign off. How droll, troll. The only thing I have in common with a Tea Partier is that I don’t believe I was born in the same country as Obama.

[Le_Jacquelope]

@Steophan

I consider you a troll because you fail to argue your positions, instead simply stating and restating them in steadily more outrageous ways.

Ah, so you’ve turned your lack of reading skills into a problem on my part. Gotcha.

My “tirades” have nothing to do with your position. You have taken the dangerous and controversial position that the sexes should be equal, and when everyone has gone “Well, duh”,

Who has done that? So far all that has been said by the Dopers is that when women disparage men, anyone who protests that is “butthurt”. In Giraffe’s own words.

That is not taking a “well, duh” attitude toward equality. That’s called “men should endure sexist bullshit and not complain”.

Problem is I’m not one that Giraffe, or anyone else, can bully into silence. You guys might as well just get used to that. The more you try to silence equality talk with this misandrist bullshit (from women) and brownie point hunting (from men), the more equality talk you’ll get. And I’ve got far more stamina than you.

you have steadily shifted your position

Examples of me shifting my position? Oh yes, you’re drunk. That’s your excuse.

For the record, I didn’t lose my marbles

Judging by this mess you just wrote, you had none to lose.

So, EQUALITY MAN!!! makes a sexist “joke” as a sign off. How droll, troll. The only thing I have in common with a Tea Partier is that I don’t believe I was born in the same country as Obama.

Or the same planet, for that matter.

PS: your post just earned you 5 more sexual brownie points!

[Le_Jacquelope]

@Double_Foolscap

I think you have it round the wrong way, Jac me old parsnip. We’re insinuating (and in some cases flat out stating) that men who cannot get laid want real equality

No more so than fat women. Or older women, or tomboys, either. Why is it okay for them to whine about their dating woes but not guys?

What, no answer for that?

[Steophan]

I was right, it was a mistake to reply to you, Jaq. You fucking moron.

[Giraffe]

@Le_Jacquelope

No more so than fat women. Or older women, or tomboys, either. Why is it okay for them to whine about their dating woes but not guys?

Are you seriously whining that other people’s whining gets a unfairly kinder reception than your own whining? I can’t even imagine how unbearable it is to be you.

[emacknight]

@Le_Jacquelope

You know what makes DianaG so mad? It’s that she’s not a praying mantis. She wishes she was one of them. Instead she’s just an overly spoiled kid who is about ready to explode at the idea of putting as much effort into life as men have to.

Maybe that’s why she’s not paid as much as men are.

[Muffin]

@Le_Jacquelope

And what makes you necessary?

As has already been established at ATMB, I am Jesus Christ, ergo I am necessary for millions of true believers.

[Lord_Ashtar]

@Le_Jacquelope

Wait, I’m your intellectual better. Better enough to put you on ignore now and destroy your ability to do little more than scream from inside the confines of your bottle-sized universe.

Now who are you gonna talk to?

Oh no, Giraffe, I think he’s put you on ignore. He has rendered you POWERLESS. Whatever are you going to do?

[Le_Jacquelope]

@Le_Jacquelope

No more so than fat women. Or older women, or tomboys, either. Why is it okay for them to whine about their dating woes but not guys?

What, no answer for that?

No answer, eh?

Yup, you guys are trolls. There would be no point in posting this to the GB because you’d make up all kinds of bullshit and duck and dodge just like you do here.

[Le_Jacquelope]

@Muffin

As has already been established at ATMB, I am Jesus Christ, ergo I am necessary for millions of true believers.

Nope, you’re just a mental midget like the rest of the dopers in “good standing” here.

[Le_Jacquelope]

@Steophan

I was right, it was a mistake to reply to you, Jaq. You fucking moron.

Actually, it was a mistake reading a walking abortion like you. You are a waste of flesh and time. You shall not waste my time any longer. Enjoy your sexual brownie points. This is the only place you can ever hope to score any.

[Le_Jacquelope]

DianaG shows the world what the real advantage of being a woman is:
http://imageupper.com/a01/1/3/G13094151721369945_1.jpg

[Double_Foolscap]

@Le_Jacquelope

No more so than fat women. Or older women, or tomboys, either. Why is it okay for them to whine about their dating woes but not guys?

What, no answer for that?

Give me a chance, Jac me old aubergine, I only log on at work.

Allow me to combat your broad-brush assertions with my uncited anecdotal evidence. I’ve discussed dating woes with my peers many a time, and they have with me. Maybe you perceive other people’s “lamenting about the world to a sympathetic audience” as “whining” because you don’t have a sympathetic audience yourself.

If this is all about how women can buy self-help books about dating but men can’t, I would posit that the existence of those books points towards sexism towards women if anything. Look at those poor, desperate creatures, they seem to say; the only way they can find true happiness is by looking it up in the index.

But if you’re desperate, there’s always that pickup artist book

[Darth_Panda]

Problem solved.

“Length times girth over angle of the shaft divided by mass over width.”

[Harborwolf]

@Le_Jacquelope

Now who are you gonna talk to?

Ghostbusters?

@Le_Jacquelope

PS: your post just earned you 5 more sexual brownie points!

In your endo

[Smeghead]

@Le_Jacquelope

No answer, eh?

Yup, you guys are trolls. There would be no point in posting this to the GB because you’d make up all kinds of bullshit and duck and dodge just like you do here.

You’re now actually arguing with yourself.

@Le_Jacquelope

DianaG shows the world what the real advantage of being a woman is:
http://imageupper.com/a01/1/3/G13094151721369945_1.jpg

And this is literally probably the most sexist thing I’ve ever seen posted on the boards.

[DianaG]

Though to be fair, he really can’t afford me.

[Fuji]

@Le_Jacquelope

No answer, eh?

Yup, you guys are trolls. There would be no point in posting this to the GB because you’d make up all kinds of bullshit and duck and dodge just like you do here.

I posted a serious response to you on the last page, which you have apparently ignored.

[Darth_Panda]

@Harborwolf

In your endo

So’s your face.

[purplehorseshoe]

@Le_Jacquelope

..So far all that has been said by the Dopers is that when women disparage men, anyone who protests that is “butthurt”. In Giraffe’s own words.

That is not taking a “well, duh” attitude toward equality. That’s called “men should endure sexist bullshit and not complain”…

One might point out that it could be more accurate to say that “people disparage people.” Look, humans are assholes to each other all the time - sometimes, gender has absolutely nothing to do with it. Sometimes, people have to put up with bullshit (wander over to the workplace griping thread if you need details!) and sometimes, people stand up and call each other on their bullshit. Sometimes, gender has absolutely nothing to do with that, either.

@Le_Jacquelope

… The more you try to silence equality talk with this misandrist bullshit (from women) and brownie point hunting (from men), the more equality talk you’ll get…

So men can’t ever talk misogynistic bullshit, and women can’t hunt for brownie points? Never ever? Way to pigeonhole everyone into rigid gender roles. Which is not sexist. At ALL. :rolleyes: