I second the request for a link, please
It’s not the head of lettuce you have to worry about. It’s the fist of melon.
That’d be Trubie. I also remember her shitting up a thread about parenting by insisting that one could catch hepatitis from a dirty diaper.
The previous Head of Lettuce got sacked after the last e-coli scare.
The new Head, I’m told, is far more clever.
I was hoping to find out what this was about instead of joining in a pile-on. Unfortunately, I can’t tell from reading the OP. Links might help, but a cogent explanation would help more. If you’re expecting me to call up everyone’s post histories and do a lot of research just to try and grasp what this is about, you’ll find my interest waning rapidly.
A plan so crazy, so audacious, it just might WORK!
but probably not.
Somehow, I doubt that would really help clarify his position.
Well, the Russians are insisting on Russian dressing on iceberg wedges, but the French denounced it as vile orange swill, pfui! They are insisting on mesclun greens with white wine vinaigrette and chevre, and mocking the clueless Americans for daring to associate that other vile orange swill dressing with France. In the meantime, the Italians are at each others’ throats over the croutons vs. no croutons deliberations, the Swiss are pondering why everyone is assuming this has to be some lettuce-based concoction when the definition of “salad” includes so much more, and thanks to deficit spending the Americans are having to resort to ripping dandelions out of their yards as part of “Operation Salad Daze.”
It is more serious than you think. See here:
Also, while Airman Doors may be disagreed with, I’ve never seen any reason whatever to disrespect him. You really should apologize, Jac.
RAIL GUN! RAIL GUN! RAIL GUNNNNNNN!
-Joe, they can see my erection from space!
I wish a mod would explain why this dumbass hasn’t been banned yet. It seems others have been banned for lesser violations. But of course I could be wrong.
I’m usually not one to call for a banning, but Le Trollelope is overdue. It’s pretty clear that his only purpose in posting is to hurl insults.
Yeah…but we have hurl appropriate, multinational, lettuce; possibly contaminated with E.coli, but we’re not sure, and some guy has an erection that can be seen from space. I think we can take him.
If only his insults had wit I might be a supporter. Sometimes these threads are fun just to watch a troll gets his rhetorical arms ripped off and beaten to death with them, but the fool must play his part too and give us material.
This tween’s silly keyboard banging isn’t cutting it.
Bolding Mine
Now, to correct your misinformation… That may be what it seems to you, but if you’re a male, most of us have wee-wees a might bit larger than that. But that could explain your behavior…
It appears he is a 40 year old black man.
This board is sometimes annoyingly slow to ban obvious trolls, such as this one. I’d have shown him the door a long time ago.
You are going to regret it, both of you.
Nah, worst case is I lose interest.
He may as well have said he was Santa Claus.
No adult writes like him.
I wish to declare war on a narcissistic troll.