I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

If you are talking about this thread, you were already flaming and insulting in your OP.

We can handle the heat, it’s the stench of the steaming piles you leave on some forums of this board that is the main issue here…quantity =/= quality.

Imagine if all of that crowd actually took the time to come on here to stand up to our bullshit, spend 30 seconds or so to sign up before posting, and make us wilt with their iron-clad proofs of the evils of off-shoring…IF they could just show up here and spend 30 long, arduous seconds of registering here to show us how wrong we are…oh, where is this grand army that you speak of? Probably still trying to register…maybe they are stuck with picking a good password that doesn’t rhyme with the word “muppet”.

From some off-shore band from 34 years ago; they had this one line that I can identify with when I hear of a one-trick pony like you:

“Ha ha, charade you are”

This one rhymes a bit, and I still hold out hope that I can get this made into a rap battle.

I do have a wee bit of criticism though. You used “flame” or variations just slightly too much. Not way too much mind you. You were at an 8. I need you to dial it back to a 6/6.5. Somewhere in there.

“Then again…0” Can’t just go setting us up with ellipses only to go all Lucy with the football and drop a “0” in our laps.

Not going to lie to you. They haven’t held their breath to make themselves look like that. Around 1/3 of our members are smurfs. Of course we value their contributions just as much as the non-smurfy among us, and they are an important part of our community.

For free? Action like that costs me a lot of money downtown.

Going to be hard not to take that one personally. The whole rest of the country despises my point of view? That stings. Gonna be hard to get past that one. Have to spend a lot of time in therapy, and by therapy I mean paying good money to get fucked up the ass by a chinese chainsaw.

Pro Tip: Hiding behind denials is a good way to lose at Hide and Seek.

1)Well if that person would come back, we’d have pie.
2)Crabs from the cheap chainsaw based intercourse I paid for last week. Never do that again. Learned my lesson the hard way.
3)Hi Opal
4)A goat. Don’t ask what it’s for.

Oh yeah. Them too.

No. I’m hiding behind a bush…crap. That’s another game of Hide and Seek I’ve lost. I have to stop doing that.

Yep. That’s why. No other reason to flame you. Not one single other reason. Not your personality. Certainly not that.

I only whine and cry when I miss nappy time. And when I want my bottle…and my binkie…and when I need to be changed.

And I don’t wilt from superior numbers. I only wilt when it’s too hot and I haven’t been watered recently. Then again, I am a hydrangea on my mother’s side.

Yay! My weight loss program is paying off.

Golly. Now that you’ve taken away my delusions, I’ll have to rely on the harness I’ve got affixed to my wall to keep from taking that power dive. Good thing I planned ahead.

Please rise.

We have gathered here today in the name of the Dope, the Cecil, and the Obvious Troll. Lettuce pray.


If I’m teaching kids English in a foreign country, does that count as off-shoring? I mean… I could be teaching American kids English instead.

No, that’s inverse off-shoring.
Reverse off-shoring is when they pay you to stay in America.

WTF is this, people? I’ve been here for twelve years and the first time I’m mentioned in a Pit OP it’s by a lame, uncreative and wholly forgettable troll? And such an obvious one at that? We’ve had some interesting one-hit-wonders on the boards who’ve made something of a mark, but this loser won’t be remembered a minute after his banning notice falls off the ATM B front page (if it warrants such a notice). Great. My cherry pit was taken by a nonentity; none of you stepped up to make it worthy, and you had* twelve fucking years*!

And speaking of stepping up, no one, after 80+ posts thought to PM me to let me know that I’ve been thoroughly eviscerated in the Pit and have not defended my gardening practices?! Oh, wait, it’s an LJ OP—there’s never anything in those but fetid doggerel, so there was nothing to tell me about. Gotcha, (ya), but still, I could have had some fun.

So now that I’m properly pissed (Springbank 10 will do that), you can all forget about the lettuce. No, now we’re talking cabbage, broccoli and lima beans. Yeah, that’s right; hold your breath, if you can. :eek:

Fuck. I was hiding behind Harbor’s delusions - now that’s all messed up, too. Thanks a lot assholes.

eta: Can I declare war on Christmas? That always seems to go well.

Well, until someone finally builds Robot Santa…then things get messy.

Le Jacquelope’s basic point is, when you boil it down, “I hate Chinks.” (Paraphrase, not a direct quote.)

At least it’s a clear opinion.

Yeah, but someone else had to boil it down to clear language - Clearly it’s unable to get to the point under it’s own power.

This sentence proves that you admit you are just here to troll. If you were that unhappy with this place you would leave and go somewhere else but yet you stay and keep making fucking retarded threads in the pit just so you can cuss at people.

You are obviously a sock of another poster who has been banned before or not and just a fucking asshole poster but an obvious sock just here to cuss at people.

It’s also pretty obvious you are sitting at home laughing your ass off at how awesome you are for trolling and pissing people off here which is why noone takes anything you say seriously.

Seriously mods he just admitted he’s only here to troll.

And your point boils down to “I hate Americans”.

Wait, you accuse me of trolling and yet you assholes turn around and say I hate Chinese people?

And you wonder why the mods have not responded to your idiot troll accusations?

You do have one point, though - you guys have completely jumped the shark and your arguments are old, tired, ineffective, and you’re a downright disappointment when it comes to looking for a challenge here.

You’re no challenge. You’re a joke. Not just to me but all the other 6 billion human beings on Planet Earth. And probably those on other worlds, too.

He hates America’s working class. But mostly he hates the black people here who are suffering the worst from offshoring and the unemployment it has brought.
That is all.

(Now let’s see if people treat accusations of hating Chinese people worse than accusations of hating Americans.)

  1. When pitting, bring link.
  2. RickJay isn’t American. Why the fuck do you care what he thinks of America?
  3. You really need a hobby.

As long as we’re registering these things, I have a mild dislike for the OP and an undetermined number of other Americans.

Good grief…another one of these things? Here is the link to what set him off, RNATB.

RickJay is wrong though. Le Jac doesn’t hat ‘chinks’…he hates all low wage countries who steal American jobs, which he thinks good old American workers are entitled too. He’s sort of an equal opportunity hater in that regard. He likes Canada (though not RickJay) and Europe and Japan (for some odd reason).

ETA: The OP still hasn’t bothered to actually read any of the various forum rules, which continue to baffle him. He is pretty stupid, after all.

-XT

And I hate Brussel Sprouts. There, I said it.

What did the Belgians ever do to you?

Of course he hates America. He’s Canadian! The US is the only nation in the past 200 years to have invaded Canadian territory. Don’t let their pleasant demeanor fool you: They’re all out to topple the US.
Personally, I think it’s because of the bacon thing, more than the invasions.

He probably hates Canada, too!!

This is his hobby.