I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

I thought he just hated cars that were hard to work on?

I hate dead people.

No, only one American. And not so much “hate” as “don’t see the point of”.

RickJay hates American baseball. Its true. He prefers Canadian baseball, with all its funky rules and wider and longer fields and stuff.

:eek:And here I thought they were referring to gaps in armor. I was a bit surprised to hear that people had a problem with that. I hate it when my armor has flaws.

And we’re all fat and live in our parents basements. Don’t forget that. You can tell we’re fat because we need such BIIIIIIIG delusions to hide behind.

Oh Torgo. You’re the laziest man on Mars.

I’m shocked to hear there are human beings on other worlds. We really do spread like a virus.

Tell me again why this needed a new pit thread and couldn’t just be posted in the original pit thread (also by you and still at the top of the pit’s first page)?

How is Le Jacquelope going to get the massive infusions of attention he needs to survive with a mere post? It takes threads, and lots of them!

C’mon, man, use your brain.

I always knew you were a zombie, Giraffe…

-XT

It’s Brussels Sprouts, moran. No wonder you hate Yourope.

(Anyone notice a distinct vegetable theme in the past two threads?)

A zombie joke in a non-zombie thread? That’s just wrong.

Yes, as soon as I read your post I automatically scrolled up to check the dates.

A failed invasion, I’ll note. The War Museum in Ottawa has an interesting area that covers that war.

[plug]A fascinating museum, by the way, and well worth visiting. It’s patriotic, moving, and even-handed all at the same time. Quite a feat.[/plug]

I hate America too. “A Horse With No Name” is a shitty song.

Oh gods…it’s starting to happen! The combination of FXM and Le Jac is causing the board to turn into a black hole! I went to post in the RickJay Hates America thread and instead I’m in the equally idiotic I Wish To Spout Off About Outsourcing and Tariffs In an Old and Uninteresting Way thread! :eek:

sitting calmly and waiting for the end

-XT

That’s an excellent question. In lieu of an answer, I’ve merged the two threads together. Post #93 was the OP of the other thread.

I wish I could say this is the first time I’ve been mistaken for a massive gravitic anomaly.

[QUOTE=Miller]
That’s an excellent question. In lieu of an answer, I’ve merged the two threads together. Post #93 was the OP of the other thread.
[/QUOTE]

You mean the end isn’t near??

-XT

[Agent Smith]

Offshoring supporters are a disease, a cancer on this economy, and Le Jac…is…the cure.

[/Agent Smith]

I think Jac’s problem is that he can’t figure out how to turn off the ads that say 'Hot Chinese women want to meet you! (Except if you are that dim bulb Le Jacquelope)."

Regards,
Shodan

Millions of Americans rally around Jaq. Wait. No wait. They’re coming.

Just give it a minute. Everyone agrees with him. They’ll be here reallly, really soon. This board is full of fucktards. All of America disagrees with this board. Le Jaq is the only sane one here.

You guys suck. Fuck. I thought America would be here by now.

eta: fuck China.

aeta: for the record, hot Chinese women do want to meet Jaq. They really do.

I can’t be the only one to picture Ignatius Reilly every time I read a post by Le Jacquelope.