I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Miller

I wish I could say this is the first time I’ve been mistaken for a massive gravitic anomaly.

This week.

[Rhythmdvl]

@DMC

I can’t be the only one to picture Ignatius Reilly every time I read a post by Le Jacquelope.

Too much credit to LJ. Ignatius took himself seriously.

Consider: Eric Cartman as if he was written by Beavis. Not Mike Judge writing the Beavis character, but an actual elementary school child with a close match to the caricature attempting to write fan/slash fiction–casting himself as Cartman.

[Der_Trihs]

@DMC

I can’t be the only one to picture Ignatius Reilly every time I read a post by Le Jacquelope.

I kind of imagine some X-Files-style show involving were-jackals. “Be careful tonight. That’s jacquelope country.”

[kaylasdad99]

@Miller

That’s an excellent question. In lieu of an answer, I’ve merged the two threads together. Post #93 was the OP of the other thread.

If you’ll accept a suggestion, I’d like to vote for merging every thread that he makes from this point forward into this one…

[Rhythmdvl]

@kaylasdad99

If you’ll accept a suggestion, I’d like to vote for merging every thread that he makes from this point forward into this one…

FTFY:
If you’ll accept a suggestion, I’d like to vote for merging every **post **that he makes from this point forward into this one…

[Darth_Panda]

@Rhythmdvl

FTFY:
If you’ll accept a suggestion, I’d like to vote for merging every **post **that he makes from this point forward into this one…

Don’t bother with spaces between words.

[Tranquilis]

@Le_Jacquelope

And your point boils down to “I hate Americans”.

Hurh..? How in hell did you make that incredible leap..? Clearly, you live in bizarroland, or are otherwise functionally insane.

[Tranquilis]

@Frank

A failed invasion, I’ll note. The War Museum in Ottawa has an interesting area that covers that war.

[plug]A fascinating museum, by the way, and well worth visiting. It’s patriotic, moving, and even-handed all at the same time. Quite a feat.[/plug]

does it discuss all the failed invasions of America from Canada? It cut both ways, back then, yanno.

Sorry - y’all make such a big deal out of the one excursion north-bound, whilst ignoring all the south-bound excursions. 'Tis a bit old, right?

[Nava]

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

He’s sending dopers to destroy aircraft carriers with lettuce?

The E. Coli is in the lettuce!

[Munch]

@xtisme

Good grief…another one of these things? Here is the link to what set him off, RNATB.

No, don’t enable him. Le Jaq is completely incapable of gleaning any sense of order or custom around here. Pestering him for a link is not only standard procedure, but an excellent way to get him to conform to our America-hating ways. Providing a link for him just helps him move that much closer to his *next *thread.

[Harborwolf]

@Darth_Panda

Millions of Americans rally around Jaq. Wait. No wait. They’re coming.

Just give it a minute. Everyone agrees with him. They’ll be here reallly, really soon. This board is full of fucktards. All of America disagrees with this board. Le Jaq is the only sane one here.

You guys suck. Fuck. I thought America would be here by now.

Here’s the thing. America offshored it’s support for Le Jaq to China. They’re on their way. It’s just taking them longer to get here.

[Sitnam]

@silenus

I hate America too. “A Horse With No Name” is a shitty song.

You made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.

[Rhythmdvl]

@Darth_Panda

Don’t bother with spaces between words.

I don’t get it–what shall we use to fill them? I might understand spaces between friends (If LJ was a good man), but I don’t think that’s the case here.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Tranquilis

does it discuss all the failed invasions of America from Canada? It cut both ways, back then, yanno.

Sorry - y’all make such a big deal out of the one excursion north-bound, whilst ignoring all the south-bound excursions. 'Tis a bit old, right?

Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, William Shatner…but I’ve said too much.

[Tranquilis]

@Cat_Whisperer

Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, William Shatner…but I’ve said too much.

:: Need new keyboard ::

[RickJay]

@Le_Jacquelope

Wait, you accuse me of trolling and yet you assholes turn around and say I hate Chinese people?

I am saying exactly that.

[Autolycus]

@Le_Jacquelope

Wait, you accuse me of trolling and yet you assholes turn around and say I hate Chinese people?

@RickJay

I am saying exactly that.

The world today seems absolutely crackers. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It’s depressing and it’s senseless, and that’s why…I like Chinese. I like Chinese. They only come up to your knees. Yet they’re always friendly, and they’re ready to please.

I like Chinese. I like Chinese. There’s nine hundred million of them in the world today. You’d better learn to like them; that’s what I say.

[pikey_pete]

wow, this thread started out confusing.

[XT]

[QUOTE=pikey pete]
wow, this thread started out confusing.
[/QUOTE]

And sadly, unlike the dude who was turned into a newt, it didn’t get better…

-XT

[Pixiesnix]

@Harborwolf

Oh Torgo. You’re the laziest man on Mars.

Droppo.
Sorry. I’ll go now.