I don’t waste my time with him (or a select few others). But if it’s a “fuck you I’m a god”, maybe the best retort is a funny picture with “fuck you I’m an ant eater”.
Meh. it’s hard to get worked up OR stay interested when it’s always the same dumb asses saying the same stupid shit. That’s why I don’t visit as often as I used to.
Fuck you! I’m an anteater!
What do you have against anteaters?!
Nothing! They have the RIGHT attitude. Fuck you! I’m an anteater!
That’s IT! Off you go for a month of mandatory rehab as an anteater. Right-o.
Is the OP’s name a Breton dialect or Romanian or something? I have now gone through all the French dictionaires that I can find and I still can’t find where the French use the ending “quelope” to mean “off.”
Not sure if you are serious or not, Tom, but I figured it’s a spin off of this (which is why I call him the ‘horned one’ all the time).
-XT
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Is the OP’s name a Breton dialect or Romanian or something? I have now gone through all the French dictionaires that I can find and I still can’t find where the French use the ending “quelope” to mean “off.”
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Not sure if you are serious or not, Tom, but I figured it’s a spin off of this (which is why I call him the ‘horned one’ all the time).
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:smack: That’s what I get for posting in between meetings and not reading for comprehension. Though, personally I think Le Jac is half jackass and half antelope, instead of the lapin type…
-XT
And then there were those fucking Fenians who got in in their heads to invade us.
No, no, it was needed. Good nitpick.
You’re not only an idiot, you are rabidly insane. And you hate Americans.
Your hatred grows with every American that sees through your bullshit pro-offshoring arguments and those bullshit arguments that are made every day in the news media.
Your hatred grows with every economist that comes out against offshoring, like Paul Craig Roberts, or who does an about face, like Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman, who is known to be the most accurate prediction monger among all the pundits.
Your hatred is almost as big as your fear of what will happen when these throngs of anti-offshoring people finally force cockroaches like you out of your hiding places.
“…Now…Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!”
The only people who live in bizarroland are the ones who think I hate Chinese people.
At some point you need to stop and figure out what was the point of you even immigrating to planet Earth. There’s nothing for you here but predators who prey upon your total lack of intellect. And no, that doesn’t make me God. That makes me one of 6 billion common folks out there who are smarter than you.
I think we need to see Le Jacquelope’s SAT scores to confirm his intellect.
We should also find out if he’s ever studied Jeet Kune Do.
Look, you guys think poorly of me.
You’ve gone to great pains to make this as perfectly clear as possible.
What you will never, ever, ever be able to show is why I, or any other human being upon the face of Terra Firma, should be offended, or why we should take the likes of you seriously.
The arguments encountered on the Straight Dope as posted by you guys are as cartoonishly ignorant and one-dimensional as anything that could come from a marginally sentient mind.
There has been shown absolutely no reason whatsoever why I, or any other human being upon the face of Earth, should take your opinions seriously. Perhaps you believe I have ever said “I am GOD” because anything that is aware of its own pulse is in fact GOD to you.
You may now continue your tantrums and lashing out.
PS: if I am starved for attention the logical thing to do is deny it of me. You do claim that I’m a troll…
What you seem to miss is that this applies to you as well, if not moreso. Intelligence-sniping aside, you have yet to present a coherent argument that didn’t come with a healthy serving of “Anyone who disagrees with me is a sub-human moron!”. The fact that you see the need to poison the well right off the bat every time implies that you have so little confidence in either your own position or your arguments in defense of it that we should automatically see them as weak. You are, in short, your own worst enemy.
I said early on in your career here that I would probably agree with a lot of your positions if your attitude wasn’t so toxic that there was no merit in being seen to share a side with you. Since you’ve shown no signs of changing this approach, mockery and derision are the only logical approaches to your posts.
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The arguments encountered on the Straight Dope as posted by you guys are as cartoonishly ignorant and one-dimensional as anything that could come from a marginally sentient mind.
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The irony of this coming from you is pretty much off the scale. You see, the above sentence pretty much describes and defines every post you’ve ever made on this board. Your arguments re cartoonish, ignorant and definitely one-dimensional…and they obviously come from a mind only marginally sentient.
And there is absolutely no reason why anyone else should take YOU or your ignorant, cartoonish and one-dimensional arguments seriously. Nor take your opinions seriously. You have trouble grasping that you are generally mocked on this board because your arguments are so ridiculous, not because we are some sort of nest of free trading capitalists who are in lock step about outsourcing and tariffs. You don’t grasp that because you are blinded by your own sense of truth, and you are truly ignorant of the subjects you try and debate on. When 'dopers have taken the trouble to try and educate you in even the basics you generally respond with sarcasm and derision, or you ignore them…so, no one tries to do that anymore, simply mocking you and your idiotic positions. The really funny thing is there ARE 'dopers on this board who would be sympathetic to your positions (and don’t mean equally idiotic and ignorant dopers like Gonzo or FXM), but you have so poisoned the well at this point that I think people are embarrassed to take your side in any of these debates.
You are a troll. You know it, I know it and everyone else knows it. The mods know it too. Eventually you will cross some line with them, and then it will be bye bye baby. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. You are too stupid and too set in your ways to change or learn. You don’t want to be a participating member of this board, you want to make this board conform to your fucked up and ignorance based opinions. You debate one subject, even though you couch it in different ways…and even though you are a one trick pony you haven’t even learned anything on that one subject to bring to any debate on it. That’s really sad.
As for giving you attention, I see it more as giving you enough rope to hang yourself. Eventually you’ll do all the work of getting your odious presence off this board. Either that or eventually the heaps of derision and scorn will be too much for you and you’ll tuck tail and slink back to your old message board that you’ve mentioned from time to time. The third option is that you learn the rules of the board, moderate your ridiculous hard line stance and learn something about the subject that seems to be the only thing you want to talk about, and engage in actual debates on it, as opposed to you telling people how it is and backing up your skewed world view with a bunch of random links to websites that in half the cases don’t actually say what you seem to think they say, or are from folks who are equally ignorant as you are.
I’m hoping for the former, and think that the chances of the later are about as close to absolute zero as you can get.
-XT
To be fair, he’s a two-trick pony - don’t forget his sexual politics.
Did Le Jacq ever decide which country he was going to declare war on? I lost track in all these posts about Everybody Hates Le Jacq or Le Jacq Hates Everybody.
I suggest war dec’ing San Marino.
Mods, I re-ask the question I posed several days ago. Why is this troll still around?
I which France would stop off-shoring trolls.