I wish to declare war on a foreign country.

I don’t think poorly of you.

Surely if there is one place a person can be taken seriously, it’s the internet

You know, it was a mistake to harbor hatred for the likes of you. You deserve pity and charity, not hate. What else can anyone feel for a bunch of people who routinely outsource their thinking processes to cheap labor only to get back cheap thoughts that break under the slightest scrutiny?

You’ve been fighting ignorance since 1973 but you’re seriously losing that battle with yourselves.

He’s right you know. Maybe we should fight something else. War on drugs was fun. War on terror less so. Any bright ideas on what we could fight next?

Hey how about you make a serious responses to posts 155 and 156?

Oh yes, I angered the living hell out of you sexist fucktards by bringing up the idea of men and women being treated equally.

The whole idea scared the living shit out of you!

As soon as someone here posts something that is worth taking seriously, I’ll take that into consideration. Deal?

I have to admit, ever since you started posting, my body has been completely devoid of living shit. It’s just constantly fleeing in fear.

There’s a class of people on the dope, and Le Jacquelope is the prime example, who assume anything other than 100% agreement means 100% disagreement. It’s this weird form of cognitive dissonance commonly possessed by complete fucking morons who don’t seem to understand that every position has a spectrum of opinions associated with it, and moving people who are already close to your position closer is not best accomplished by browbeating them like a howler monkey with a personality disorder.

For example, I’m going to get accused of being pro-sexism and pro-offshoring because I’ve posted this.

We haven’t had that (posting) spirit here since 1999.

ETA as I forgot about multiquoting:

I could combine the two and accuse you of being pro-sexhoring. Is that any more to your liking?

bolding mine

Well, I’ve routinely outsourced my breathing to some guy in Pittsburgh, but that’s a story for another time and another place.

Ahh, fuck it. Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse.

Actually, I have to disagree with you there. Although that class of person certainly exists, Jackie isn’t one of them. He takes it further, to the point that if you’re not him, then you completely 100% disagree with him. You could write a three-page post about how brilliant he is, how you support every word he’s ever written, and how you want to be his devoted love-slave, and he’d still come back with “You’re terrified of me! You can’t handle my ideas! I’m a GOD to you drooling morons! I’m WINNING!!! You rabidly support selling everything in America and moving it to Pakistan, and you’re losing your shit because some people think women are human!! Rawrawrawrfrothdrool!!!”

It depends, am I paying by the hour or by the minute?

I thought post 155 in particular was pretty good at addressing some of your concerns, but to each his own. What exactly is it that you want here?

For purposes of this thread, let’s assume you’re paying by the mile.

Attention, wasn’t that obvious?

You really should start with yourself…:rolleyes:

Jackedope=Charlie Sheen??

Spoken like someone who’s never really, you know, been to the internet.

I think we are all losing sight of the real problem here, identifying the head lettuce. If we can kill it we can end our crunchy flavourless half-lives and change back into fully sapient beings.

He’s been ignoring my posts for ages, although whether that’s capital-I Ignore or just not bothering to respond I don’t know. I’m working on the assumption it’s the former and so I use this as an excuse to snipe without expecting a response.

Or maybe he doesn’t reply because he views me as a GOD and is too cowed to even attempt to address anything I write.