dum DAH dum DAH dum…
Felt like I was dead
dum DAH dum DAH dum…
Am I the only person who saw this line and thought “got myself a gun”?
Okay, I’ll go away now.
…with the sundown shinin’ in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
“…things were lookin’ grim.
Seems like total silence
Was the only place I been.
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down
And won
And it was twelve o’clock before I realized I was havin’
No fun
Ahhh, but fortunately
I have the key
To escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don’ cost very much
But it lasts a long while
Won’t you please tell the Man
I didn’t kill anyone
No I’m just tryin’ to have me some fun…”
All those shots I took last night
was lodged up in my head.
(Notice the double entendre)
(Make sure you play that last line with the seventh!)
…then I went right back to bed.
Woke up dis mo’nin’,
Then I went right back to bed.
Got this funny kinda feelin’,
like I got broken glass in my underwear and a herd of wild pigs is tryin’ a chew off my head. (Know what I’m sayin’?)
(continuing…)
Weeell, I ain’t got no money, I’m just walkin’ down the road.
‘Said I ain’t got no money, I’m just walkin’ down the road.
Man I wish I could get me some money, but I forgot my automated teller code.
[Drew Carey]…and I bought me some ribs.
Woke up this mornin’
And I bought me some ribs![/Drew Carey]
Actually my first thought was:
“and I got myself a beer
yeah I woke up this mornin’ and I got myself a beer
future’s uncertain and the end is always near”
Nope, cause my mama always told me I was the Chosen One.
Well, I woke up this mo’ning
Felt like I was dead.
Yeah I WOKE UP THIS MO’NING
Felt like I was dead.
So I rolled over
And I threw up all over the bed.
Bonus chunks for identifying the UK program.
I woke up dis mo’ning
Put on mah slippers
Walked in the kitchen an’ died.
And, oh what a feelin’
When mah soul went thru the ceilin’
An’ on up into heaven I did rise.
When I got thar they did say,
“John, it happened this a way:
You slipped upon the flow and hit yo head.
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words that you said:”
Please don’ bury me down in that cold, cold ground.
I druther have them cut me up and pass me all around.
Throw mah brain in a hurricane
The blind can have mah eyes.
The deaf can take both of mah ears,
If they don’t mind the size.