Well, that is creepy as fuck.
Well now, they often call me Speedoo…
But my real name is Mr. Earl
And then there’s this, from Bill The Galactic Hero:
“I am Petty Chief Officer Deathwish Drang and you will call me ‘Sir’ or ‘M’lord’.”
“NOOO!!! You don’t have to call me Johnson! My name is Raymond J. Johnson Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr. . . but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!”
(see post #206)
One of my favorite movies, although it’s damaged by the sequels, which were terribly dissapointing.
Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
(Continue for three verses and four refrains until finally)
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
From Collateral:
I’m Vincent.
Yeah, but really, you can’t get too much of a good thing! 
“Revenge! The King under the Mountain is dead and where are his kin that dare seek revenge? Girion Lord of Dale is dead, and I have eaten his people like a wolf among sheep, and where are his sons’ sons that dare approach me? I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong, Thief in the Shadows!” he gloated. “My armour is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!”
- Smaug, The Hobbit
'Cause I’m a karate man! Alright? Karate man bruise on the inside! They don’t show they weaknesses.
^That was a good one!
I’m Inga from Sweden.
Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice.
“I am Subotai! Thief and archer. I am Hyrkanian. The Great Order of Kurlit.”
“So what are you doing here?”
"Dinner for wolf. "
I’m Henry the Eighth I am, I am.
I get up at seven and I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin’ cause I’m working all the time
It seems to me I could live my life a lot better than I think I am
I guess that’s why they call me the working man
They call me the working man
I guess that’s what I am
I am Steve Rogers.
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
Ooh! Good one!
“My name is Mud.”
“Hello… I’m Mr. Ed.”