My name, Jose Jimenez.
“Flash Gordon: Quarterback, New York Jets.”
“Are we not men? We are Devo.”
“Fred Garvin. Male Prostitute.”
I’m a man, yes I am
And I can’t help
But love you so
I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
I’m a rocket man, burnin’ out my fuse up here alone.
This is my favorite Buffy scene of all-time.
That, and “Want to see my impression of Gandhi?”
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
I’m a fleabit peanut monkey
All my friends are junkies
That’s not really true…
Well I am just a monkey man
I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey man
I’m a monkey…
“This is Carlton, your doorman.”
“God, schmod, I want my monkey-man!”
“They call me MISTER TIBBS!”
“My partner is Bill Gannon. My name is Friday.”
“Steve McGarrett. Hawaii 5-0, State police.”
Good one.
I’m a zit.
“Just who in the hell do you think you are?”
“Jacob McCandles”
“Oh, I thought you were dead Mr McCandles.”
“Not hardly”
“My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk.”
I’m an apeman, I’m an ape, apeman, oh I’m an apeman
I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voodoo man, oh I’m an apeman
(The Kinks)
“I am Hans.”
“And I am Franz.”
“And we want to pump [clap!] you up.”