This little tidbit was in the Douglas County Courier-Journal this week. The Courier-Journal being the newspaper for Minden/Gardnerville, Nevada. It was in the police report section.
A 41 year old Topax Ranch Estates woman who left her home about 5:30 pm in the 3900 block of Shale Drive to attend a Family Support Council meeting said she returned to find several items, including an address book, family picture, two pornographic films, a pornographic magazine and her vibrator, were missing.
Yep, shoudda just got new ones and kept on buzzing.