I'd like to change my name - suggestions?

Sausage Mahoney

That’s weird. Mahoney is my real last name…

Felony Cheese Making :smiley:

What do y’all think of Robot Love? I’ve been on a Lords of Acid kick and the song title struck me.

Chicken of Bristol

Someday…

How about Lambastard.

Toot Uncommon

Oh, wow!

I’ll have to start selling a different one now.

Exit the Flagon.

Being, y’know, as Enter is taken.

Don’t be jealous. :slight_smile:
OK, then, another vote for Not A Platypus, except with a lower case “a” as depicted here:

Not a Platypus
Much better, don’t you think?

How about, simply, Monotreme. Maybe Bill the Monotreme to make the platypus reference more obvious than the echidna possibility.

Not a Platypus could also work.

You should change it to Thorny Platypuss, and see how many people get it wrong.

I’d like to use Not a Platypus, but I emailed TubaDiva earlier with a different name at the top. Hopefully it isn’t too late, eh?

We shall see!

I just emailed her again (sorry) to shuffle NaP to the top of my list of hopefuls. See, this is why I don’t make important decisions. I make a hasty choice, then go “hang on, now…” afterwards.

Extrememonotreme?

or maybe Slick Echidna?

If You See Kay

Pay Horny Slut,P.T.

Ok, that’s friggin awesome.

Woowoo! :smiley:

Looks like we have a winner. Thanks for all of the suggestions, guys!

That’s gonna last about as long as the guest who signed on as Ava Gina.

EDIT: Never mind…

I came in late, but I love it!

What was it before?