I'd like to smack this hypocritical little...

Dammit. So my girlfriend had just finished her final exam of the semester, and she’s bloody well relieved it’s over. She and I had a loving embrace in the hallway and I congratulated her that it was over. She wished me luck on my last final, which is tomorrow. We’re happy. So we had a little kiss.

When suddenly, from down the hall, we hear: “EW, EW, EW, THERE’S PEOPLE IN THE LAW SCHOOL!”

Turns out a dad and his young son were walking by. Ooops. I guess we should have paid more attention, but the kiss was, IMHO, harmless. (We weren’t gyrating or anything, for goodness’ sake.)

My problem here is that this comment was coming from the…how do I put it delicately…class whore. She’s this obnoxious little brat who walks around the school in tight hot pink sweaters, knee-high boots, and is seen on the arm of a different guy (who’s usually younger than her) every week. She even went so far as to dress as a slutty Catholic schoolgirl at Halloween, and was flashing guys at my party. (Had I known about this, I’d have kicked her out, as there were problems with sexual harassment the year before.)

I mean, FUCK this woman. It was a clear, backhanded attempt to get me and my girlfriend in trouble. This girl has a long history of targeting me and other select students. (She tried to insinuate last year that another student and a professor were having an affair.) She has a LONG history of being an attention whore, doing whatever she can to be the alpha female of the law school.

But to have the nerve to accuse me of being unchaste on campus after the way she acts? That’s fucking low. If you want to dress slutty, fine: I’ll admit to not being a fashion expert. But don’t dare call somebody on a shade of the same problem.

Bitch, you’ve just made the top of Res’ “I hope you get groin beetles” list for the year.:mad:

I don’t get it…college frowns on a kiss in the hallway? What must high school be like these days???

Res goes to a very conservative, Catholic college. I imagine that has something to do with it.

Conservative? In Ann Arbor? I never heard of such a thing. Didn’t even know it was possible.

Well, to be fair, we’re not “very” conservative (although I am aware of some students who would at least like to see the chastity belt make a comeback).

Could be worse, though: I have a classmate who went to Thomas Aquinas College in California. People weren’t allowed to hold hands out there.

Stupid bitch.

Man. That sucks.

Well, if you insist… :wink:

(That would be funnier if I were single.)

Wow, that’s it? Hell, at my law school, two students were caught making the two backed beast in a study carrol in the basement of the library. IIRC, no disciplinary action was taken, outside of the stares and laughs in the hallways whenever they were seen in public.

Reminds me of somebody I went to college with who was very… perky… and proud of it.

As somebody once put it, “Here comes Sharon and her nipples.”

I must be thick as a brick- can anyone explain what this means or why it’s offensive? I can’t for the life of me put it in the context of seeing people kissing in a hallway.

The proper comeback is: “At least our VD tests came up clean.”

Or: “Sorry we bought the last pack of condoms, looks like it’s only anal for you.”

How about: “Damn who changed your setting from slut to bitch?”

“Sorry, didn’t know the football team was having an away game.”

“Yeast infection getting to you?”

Or any of several dozen degrading comebacks.

Zette:I thought it was an overly dramatic admonition, like “don’t do that, there’s someone in the hallway who could see you and be really, really offended by your gratuitous PDA.” But I was a little confused, too.

Well now in defense of Stupid Bitch, let’s not forget, God thoroughly frowns upon Kissing. Nothing offends God like seeing two humans care about one another.

No love (chaste or not) among God’s people!

In other words, she was trying to get me in trouble with the guy and his kid. Translation: “You shouldn’t be making out in front of law school guests.”

I seriously think she’s got mental problems. A shrink would have a field day with her.

Sorry if this isn’t the place, Res, but what Catholic law school is in Ann Arbor?

Concordia?

opps, Concordia is Lutheran. He must be at Ave Maria School of Law

As opposed to just lawyers?

What, my Palm Pilot?

Damn, I love puns and innuendo.