Dammit. So my girlfriend had just finished her final exam of the semester, and she’s bloody well relieved it’s over. She and I had a loving embrace in the hallway and I congratulated her that it was over. She wished me luck on my last final, which is tomorrow. We’re happy. So we had a little kiss.
When suddenly, from down the hall, we hear: “EW, EW, EW, THERE’S PEOPLE IN THE LAW SCHOOL!”
Turns out a dad and his young son were walking by. Ooops. I guess we should have paid more attention, but the kiss was, IMHO, harmless. (We weren’t gyrating or anything, for goodness’ sake.)
My problem here is that this comment was coming from the…how do I put it delicately…class whore. She’s this obnoxious little brat who walks around the school in tight hot pink sweaters, knee-high boots, and is seen on the arm of a different guy (who’s usually younger than her) every week. She even went so far as to dress as a slutty Catholic schoolgirl at Halloween, and was flashing guys at my party. (Had I known about this, I’d have kicked her out, as there were problems with sexual harassment the year before.)
I mean, FUCK this woman. It was a clear, backhanded attempt to get me and my girlfriend in trouble. This girl has a long history of targeting me and other select students. (She tried to insinuate last year that another student and a professor were having an affair.) She has a LONG history of being an attention whore, doing whatever she can to be the alpha female of the law school.
But to have the nerve to accuse me of being unchaste on campus after the way she acts? That’s fucking low. If you want to dress slutty, fine: I’ll admit to not being a fashion expert. But don’t dare call somebody on a shade of the same problem.
Bitch, you’ve just made the top of Res’ “I hope you get groin beetles” list for the year.:mad: