ID this old British comedy sketch

This might be a pretty obscure thing to ask you people about, but where else can I go?

As a young adolescent (c. 1975-1983), I used to listen to the Dr. Demento show on the radio every Sunday night. Late, late into the night as I recall, often making me sleep-deprived for Monday’s classes. But I didn’t care; it was worth it every time.

Mostly, the good Doctor played funny or weird songs. “Demented” songs, you could even call them. That was sort of the whole point of the show. But occasionally, he played comedy sketches too. And there’s this one particular sketch, small fragments of which are still echoing in my brain even to this day. I’d like to know who’s responsible for it, as I’ve long since forgotten the name of the troupe (the Doctor would have said), and I didn’t get a recording of the sketch at the time.

It’s a British sketch, as I say. It could be a television sketch (but I only ever heard it on the radio), or it could be a recording from a comedy album or radio broadcast. It would have to date from before 1984, but if I had to guess, I would place it in the 60s or 70s.

There are three (or more?) actors in it, all speaking in “ordinary” English accents. Perhaps London-ish accents, but I’m not very good at those finer distinctions. The actors are not any of the Pythons, nor are they Peter Cook or Dudley Moore, all of whose voices I’d recognize easily.

A man walks into a shop to buy a record player. Except, too bad for him, he’s a little behind the times. Initally, he asks to buy a “gramophone”, so that he can play his 78s. Apparently, he’s completely unaware of all the advances that have happened in audio technology since about World War II.

When the sales clerks realize they have a rube on their hands, they decide to exploit the situation mercilessly for their own amusement. A fragment of the dialog goes approximately like this…

The sketch continues on in that vein: the customer is clueless about what’s reasonable, or what any of the product jargon means, but he won’t back down and admit he’s out of his depth. The salesmen keep the fun going as long as they can.

Anyway, if anyone out there can pin down the comedians or actors who did this thing, it would put my mind at rest. Thankee kindly.

Sounds like a sketch from Not The Nine O’Clock News, or possibly a recording of the original version on the British radio show The Burkiss Way.

It’s from “Not the Nine O’Clock News”, and is on that troupe’s album “Hedgehog Sandwich”. I remember buying it on cassette tape at the time the show was popular so it might not be easy to find, but maybe you’ll find one knocking about on E-Bay? There are some other good sketches on there.

P.S. IIRC the actors were Rowan Atkinson and Griff Rhys-Jones as the salesmen, and Mel Smith as the customer.

Ding ding! We have a winner.

Another great Not the Nine O’Clock News sketch - Gerald the Gorilla.

Wild? I was absolutely livid .

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I posted a similar inquiry about another British sketch a few days ago, but it’s drifted slowly off the page without a sniff of a reply. Can any of you folks turn your minds to it, now that you’ve answered Bytegeist’s inquiry? [he said, hopefullly]

The thread is here: Is the Jon Cleese / Two Ronnies sketch on English class structure availabe on DVD?

I have just replied to your query on that thread, and I am afraid it’s not good news.

As far as I can tell there has been no DVD (or VHS) release for either The Frost Report On Class or Frost Over England which were the two programmes that the sketch turned up on back in the day. There are a few vinyl albums of various Frost On shows on e-bay, including this one.

I must admit to being surprised that the sketch doesn’t appear to be on Youtube, as it’s UK TV quite a lot on clips shows.

Thanks for looking. Seems odd that it’s not been re-released - would have thought there’d be a bit of money in it.

About that show. After it finished, they made some “best of” editions, featuring the best sketches from the series. The thing is many of them were in abridged form. Or some different sketches were edited together. This sketch on original broadcast finished with Mel Smith leaving the shop, still with the bag on his head, to meet his wife (Pamela Stephenson) who has been similarly humiliated while shopping for records.

They only ever show the edited version. I wonder if the original even exists anymore. :frowning: