Abe was a good man. He volunteered at soup kitchens and tutored disadvantaged children for many years. However, he was also an agnostic humanist. One morning, he walked by a ranting fundamentalist street preacher who tried to hand him a Chick tract. Abe casually ignores the preacher and goes to work in one of the top floors of the World Trade Center. He is unable to escape when the murderous terrorists attack the buildings.
Then, the scene switches to Osama Bin Laden, who is sitting around with his inner circle of henchmen, plotting new ways to murder people…blah blah blah…Eventually, America bombs Afghanistan. One night, the bombing comes really close to Bin Laden, and he’s almost sure that he’s going to die soon. But somehow, he finds a Chick tract and a KJV Bible lying around. Some infidel had left these items lying around. Osama does a little reading, and then prays to Jesus and professes Chick theology just before a bomb wipes him out. Cheap grace, hallelujah!!!
Finish with a “judgment throne” scene like in “Holy Joe”, with Abe and then Osama.
Granted, this would be widely viewed as the most offensive Chick tract yet, but in terms of theology, it would not really be a departure from his previous work.