Have you ever been somewhere, doing something mundane (like sitting on a bus or waiting to buy your drink from the vending machine) and seen someone who strikes your interest, but you don’t know them, and are too afraid to talk to them straight up?
I’m sure you have. The thing is, what to do? How in the heck do you strike up a conversation with someone you have never met before, and with whom you have realistically no real reason to talk to?
I mean, you could try compliments. Like, “nice hat” or “those biceps look like my girlfriends breasts (or vice versa)”, but so far, I’ve thought of nothing really concrete.
I mean, the best I could come up with is the principle of proximity. This states (according to the first rule of Xavier’s Law) that the closer you are to the subject, the more reason there is for talking to said person, the greater the chances of initial success.
Like I said, I got diddly squat. Thing is, I reason most people don’t like to be talked to outta nowheresville. Yeah, yeah, a TON of you may now just tell me that that is simply not true; you after all loved to be talked to. Bullsshit. Emphasis on the double S (ss - no Nazi affiliation with respect to my Jewish friends).
So, got any ideas yourself? You guys are usually good at thinking of this stuff - and I only got two real angles - neither of them are are acute (cheap joke).
Maybe you have a story to tell, or just an idea. Either way, if you help this guy get to know more people on this earth, maybe the social inequalities that are present and manifest themselves in forms that allow ignorance and squalor to persist as a driving force behind the current world order will be hastily inclined to an obligatory doom.
Or you could just eat a nacho. Not nearly as helpful though.
(Forgive my grammar - I can get pretty creative at times)