I rarely go to clubs (though I am beginning to go to them quite frequently) and most girls I know I’ve known through college/politics/friends etc.
I was in a club last week and I was wondering what guys say when they randomly start talking to a girl out of nowhere?
I imagine it’s starts with Hi :rolleyes: but I was trying to figure out what came next.
Just a relevant conversation; don’t try thinking of lines or anything.
Some people find it very easy to start conversations with others and some don’t, but it’s more a manner than a specific thing they say every time.
My grandmother told me back when I was a teenager that to practice meeting girls, all I had to do was practice talking to people in general. If you can have a friendly chat with an old lady at a bus stop, you can have a friendly chat with a pretty girl in a club.
Anything beyond that is just a combination of luck, chemistry, circumstance, and a dozen other things that you can’t control. Just be friendly and you shouldn’t go far wrong.
In a noisy club, especially in the winter, trying approaching a girl and saying “tickle yer ass with a feather?”.
If she looks shocked just repeat it as “typical nasty weather!”, as she’ll assume she misheard and you can then start discussing the recent snowfalls.
If she winks and says “sure” then you probably have a great night ahead of you 
Ah yes. THIS always works!
Must try this next time I have an opportunity.
Should I be prepared to be slapped?
I suppose it wouldn’t work when conversing with a girl in … say … a library, right?
Back when I was chatting up girls in bars/clubs, I would just say “I love this song” or “This place is jumping tonight” or something similarly positive that doesn’t require a real response. If I got a monosyllabic response I would smile and move on. If she said more or asked a question I took that as a sign that she was interested in talking to me.
“Will you help me get my keys out of the toilet?” (as you take one of her hands in your own wet hand)
If I remember correctly, first comes love, then comes marriage, and THEN comes baby in a baby carriage.
I’ve heard “what’s your sign” works great.
Round here, the standard greeting in that situation is drunken slurring. Something along the lines of ‘Gnuaaarghha’, with maybe the occasional ‘nyatits’.
Hope that helps.
This is a serious OP, right?
Suggested innocuous questions:
Where are you from?
Do you work? What do you do for a living?
Are you a student? Where do you go to school? What are you majoring in?
You’re looking for common interests. So, pick two or three topics that you’re interested in and ask if she’s interested in those same things. When you find something you both like, talk about that.
Good neutral topics:
Music
Sports
Travel
Weather
Food
Pets/Animals
Games - “Gaming” includes a lot, but chicks are gamers too, so if you’re a computer geek, don’t assume all women aren’t. Some chicks dig nerds. If you are one, you’ll have to do a little work, but we’re out there. You’ll find one.
Avoid politics or religion unless you really know what you’re talking about and you are not out to be “right”; that is, you can talk about something that’s controversial without getting all jacked up about it. If you can hear points of view that do not agree with your own and converse about those ideas respectfully, then maybe if things are going really well, you could dip a toe into the waters of political or religious discussion. I’d avoid it for a first meeting or first date.
Remember two things:
Christ, with my generation (20-30) it’s “first comes hooking up at a party, then comes mindless texting, then comes sex, then comes breaking up 1-3 times, then comes living together, baby and maybe marriage”. Ick.
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
Kids these days have no appreciation for rhyme scheme.
In the gifted classes we were told we could tesselate our way to happiness and rhyming 
I’m not the OP, but if I could make a request? Can this be limited to serious responses? I have a feeling this thread is going to degerate into lots of posts of “witty” one-liners instead of what someone would really say.
Only if I had established significant eye contact would I approach a girl/women. When I did, I would say something honest, such as “I couldn’t leave here tonight without trying to meet you and talk to you”, and I would leave in some sort of honest disclaimer such as, “And it’s okay if you have no interest, but I’d be kicking myself if I didn’t try”
Coy, honest smiles mixed in with vulnerability, but laden with confidence (to even come over and be honest).
I think the all-time best play was to wait til the night was ending, or until she appeared to be leaving. If significant eye contact was made, she’d would leave anticipating some sort of regret that I didn’t come over, which I’d quickly relieve by getting to her as she was leaving or actually outside. Sort of forced some spontaneity on both parties, too – because, bam!, time to act!
First, it made the meeting short and closed-ended, but offered some sort of relief and satisfaction. The girl wasn’t faced with hours ahead in this club/whatever with me. Even if she was very interested, waiting until about the end or her exit removed 99% of whatever awkwardness might lie ahead.
I left no regrets in my single days.
Curse you for making me laugh like an idiot at work…
There’s always the tried and true: “Wanna fuck?”
EDIT: I accept no responsibility for any damages, emotional or physical that may or may not be incurred to the user of aforementioned line. The user of line accepts all responsibility of potential pain.
In today’s U.S. college-club culture, that might be the most effective technique out there.
Well, I am a male in my 20s, I may or may not have experience in this regard.