Identify this Whatsit

That could have been a result of Google tuning my search results based on previous failed searches for this object - I had been searching for things like ‘bamboo towel hook’ just before I hit the right term

By “all over the place”, I don’t mean just on this board; I mean pretty much anywhere on the Internet that I see ads. They’ve never gotten annoying enough (at least, on any sites I particularly care about) to bother with an adblocker, but they’re sometimes weird.

I’d buy some as coasters. I don’t accidentally knock over glasses often enough, so the “handle” part would make a convenient booby trap.

Here!

I looked at a cute scantily clad young woman in a Target ad, and they hit me every day.

Lots of people would like to get hit by cute scantily clad young women every day.

Crap! All I ever get is Home depot ads.

Do you want cute scantily clad young women?