Idiots! Idiots! Idiots! I Can't Stop Screaming It! Idiots!

The BBQ Pit
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Read the fucking link!!!

Morons ! Dolts! Schmucks! Elderberry-snorting hamster-lovers!

GODDAM ULTRA-MONKEYS!
YOU ALL KNOW WHAT AN ULTRA-MONKEY IS, DON’TCHA!?! IT’S A GODDAM FILTHY RAT’S ASSHOLE APE THAT STANDS ON ONE FOOT WHILE USING THE OTHER FOOT & BOTH ARMS TO CRAM TWO BANANAS IN ITS DROOPLING YAP AT THE SAME TIME, PICK ITS SCAB-ENCRUSTED SNOUT, & GATHER UP ITS FECES TO FLING AT INNOCENT & VIRTIOUS PASSERBY, ALL IN ONE DEFT MOVEMENT!

<sigh>

:frowning:

Just when I start thinking there’s hope for Mankind, I read something like this, & realize we should just hand the planet over to the lemurs or tree shrews or something.

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I found this funny. Hardly anything worth getting one’s boxers in a bunch, though.

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Well we could try to hand it over to lemurs, but I think there’s a chance that we would get the handing-over gesture wrong. Sigh, the planet’s doomed again.

Kalliope

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I can’t believe they’re admiting it. Publicly!

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What I found humorous was the estimation it’d still have taken 'em 5 freakin minutes to get out even if they’d pulled on the door.

Which way do we go? Which way do we go?

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They also freely admit that alcohol was involved.

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LMAO.

I just think this is funny. I agree with Arden Ranger too, I can’t believe anyone would admit to this.

It reminds me of a Farside cartoon Midvale school for the gifted

Rick

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Well, there are plenty of “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” threads here…

But maybe I say too much.

Glad I’m not the only one.

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Why would they even tell this to reporters? You’d think they would swear to keep it to themselves instead of letting the world know.

Sheri

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Well, the truly sad thing is that they presumably had * just gone through the door one minute before * and should therefore remember which way it opened. That certainly places them in the dumber-than-rocks category.

Let’s see:

a. Basic memory. F.
b. Understanding of basic principles of mechanics. F.
c. Creativity (moving the insulation or yelling out a window). F.
d. Beer and snacks handy. A.
e. 17 hours without restroom facilities after drinking beer and eating snacks. F–

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I think it’s fake. If they went to the attic to retreive items they’d previously hidden there, as the story says, then they had successfully opened and closed the door before. I don’t buy it.

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Or, we could give it to two lemurs. :wink:

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Those are smart. Let them evolve for a million years and we won’t be missed. Or, in the case of these kids, no evolution is necessary. An octopus would have been out in 6 seconds, a raccoon in 5.

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Whew. When I saw the link (The Age) I was sure it was going to be some dumb thing that someone here in Melbourne had done. Then I noticed it was in World News, so I breathed a sigh of relief. NOBODY in Melb. would be so stupid. Had to be a Pom. :smiley:

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See people like that give me HOPE for the human race.

People that stupid can’t end the universe:)

It takes the high quailty stupidity of people who ask, “What would happen if we created an infinate amount of antimatter in in the middle of a black hole” to end the universe as we know it.

People like those in the news story well just get trapped in bathroom stalls and flood the bathroom :slight_smile:

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I guess you’re our only hope. :rolleyes:

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The sad thing is, I’m from the same town as these morons.

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I read this in the Daily Mail. They even let the reporters put photos of them in the newspaper!

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17 years old… they’ll be doing A-levels this year or next. It’s a safe bet they’ll get straight As.

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All of a sudden, I’m glad my family emigrated! Forget lemurs – a couple of good Lancashire types could have figured it out after a couple of beers! :slight_smile:

CJ