Man, when some people have to come up with a Persuasion topic, they really pull out all the Stupidity Stops.
One girl’s speech was about trying to stop rape. Good topic, right? So I’m listening. She begins with a personal story of hers. It takes several minutes, since she’s obviously shooken up by it. She’s at the phone, there’s a guy there…
I expect her to say “I feel someone grab me” or something along those lines. Instead, she says (almost in tears at this point) in reference to that guy, “He flashed me.”
I practically say “And…?” I mean, sure, some people get disturbated easier than others, but come on… she saw a guys’ dick. She called this “rape”. At this point, I’m thinking, “Wait a minute… that’s a relatively mild experience considering the subject…”
But I shrug it off. Heck, not everyone can be a theatre person, right? Anyway, she continues on with her speech. She puts up a poster of statistics about our college. There’re two rows, “Forceful Assaults” and “Unforceful Assaults” (don’t ask me how an assault can be unforceful). It details the stats covering the years '96, '97, and '98. At our school, for “Unforceful Assaults”, the numbers were 3, 2, and 3. For “Forceful Assaults”, the numbers were 0, 0, and 0.
She points at the list of three zeros and says (verbatim) “Clearly anyone can see the problem here…”
What the motherfuck?!?!? The fact that our school had NO “forceful assaults” in those three years is a PROBLEM?!?!?
She goes on, strangely… she says that in order to solve this “problem”, the numbers need to RISE so that people wouldn’t be so uncomfortable with reporting cases of “forceful assaults”. In short, she was saying the solution to rape is to have more rape.
By this point, I’m trying my hardest to not shout out “Bullshit!” The only way I can explain it is that she needed to find a problem, and when she COULDN’T find a problem, she invented one.
Bah… idiots in my Speech class… I won’t even start about the guy who gave a speech about Creationism…